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Got this mail today...

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hello mr milfhunter
iwant you to send me a mail please i want you to what i will do to travel to milfhunter campany ineed your mail latest tomorrow or today please and please am beginning you people i want to be one of your staff.this is my address no 4 agboola street sango otta ogun state nigerian
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.. what would be an appropriate answer?

Tell him:

"Dear Sir/Madam

I am the Chief engineer and a member of the Tender Board
Committee of the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation ABUJA
(FCT).After due consultation with other member of the Committee,
I have specifically been mandated to arrange and negotiate for
trusted foreign firm of individual account overseas for a
possible transfer of some fund being an over invoiced sum
resulting from various contracts executed by foreign companies
for my ministry. NATURE OF CONTRACT:of B.P.S.D chemicals,
erection and system optimization of super polyore for warri
refinery.supply of capacity trubine flow axle and computerized
conveyer for plant A-Z Warri refinery. Activation of axle trubin
pipes flow plants and liters flow for Kaduna refinery.
OBJECTIVES: It should be noted that original value of these
contracts were purposely over invoiced by we, the Tender Board
Committee Members with the sum of Twenty million five hundred
thousand US Dollars ($20,500m) . Now all firms involved have been
paid accordingly and the project commissioned. At this juncture
therefore, we want to transfer this inflated sum to a trusted
foreigners account as the ture beneficiary, through the Central
Bank of Nigeria. We as Civil Servants are not allowed to operate
foreign Account. BENEFIT: We have therefore agreed to give you
30% of the amount, while 5% will be set aside to offset any
expenses incurred during the transaction. And 65% will be for us
the officials. REQUIREMENT: All modalities have efficiently and
secretly worked out with the top officials of the Federal
ministry of Finance and Central Bank of Nigeira to facilitate the
remittance of this fund into your account within 7 working days
of receiving the following Bank information from you. Thus: The
Name , Address, Telephone, Fax, Telex and your account numbers of
the bank where you wish the fund to be transferred. You company's
name, Telephone and Fax number. Your personal phone and fax
number for private discussions. On receipt of this bank
information, all arrangements shall be perfected here for a
successful and hitch-free transfer of this fund to your account.
Utmost confidential and trust is highly needed. All your replies
should be strictly on my direct e-mail address. This transaction
is 100% free and does not depend on any specific field of trade.
Reach me on my FAX LINE, 234-9-2728088 or send me e-mail.

Thanks for your co-operation .

Your faithfully,

ENGINEER PAUL EZE."

how about "Go fuck yourself" ?

hah