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blackmonsters 11-27-2020 10:49 AM

Put your mask on or GET THE FUCK ON!
 
That's a quote.

Background : 100% lazy mofo asked me to drive other 100% lazy mofo to store to buy his shit because other lazy mofo can't drive in his 40 years of shit life.
I also have a shit life; but I still have a valid driver's license, which means I'm only 90% shit! :1orglaugh

I drive the dude to the store, and after he "bums a cig" on the way out, he gets into the vehicle and lights it up and pulls his mask down to smoke it in the vehicle.

You will be able to see my reaction on google earth in a few days; look for dark clouds.

I got out of the vehicle and said "Put your mask on or GET THE FUCK ON!"



It is what it is.


Fuck you.

:2 cents:

OneHungLo 11-27-2020 11:26 AM

You driving for uber now?

Pink24 11-27-2020 11:39 AM

LMFAO. Tiy are more concerned that the guy isn't wearing a mask than he is smoking in your vehicle.
You got your shit wrong way round, dog.

blackmonsters 11-27-2020 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pink24 (Post 22780305)
LMFAO. Tiy are more concerned that the guy isn't wearing a mask than he is smoking in your vehicle.
You got your shit wrong way round, dog.

LOL! You idiot.

Cigs take 30 years to klll me; covid take 4-8 weeks.

:helpme

klinton 11-27-2020 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pink24 (Post 22780305)
LMFAO. Tiy are more concerned that the guy isn't wearing a mask than he is smoking in your vehicle.
You got your shit wrong way round, dog.

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

idiocy of our times...

blackmonsters 11-27-2020 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22780301)
You driving for uber now?

I'd drive a running chainsaw up your bigoted asshole before I drive for uber.

:1orglaugh

blackmonsters 11-27-2020 12:10 PM

It's all really simple : People are fucking stupid and they will die for that stupidity. That's nothing new though. :2 cents:


https://www.elpasotimes.com/story/ne...rs/6351130002/

https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2...pjpg&auto=webp


:warning

blackmonsters 11-27-2020 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22780324)
:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

idiocy of our times...

I just blasted a squirrel that was gnawing at my roof and and when I pick it's dead ass up
and observed it's fractured skull, I immediately noticed that more brains leaked out than you ever had in your head.

:1orglaugh

blackmonsters 11-27-2020 12:27 PM

Dumb motherfuckers think walls don't help during a tornado because you can still breath the air inside.

:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 11-27-2020 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22780273)
and after he "bums a cig" on the way out...

Could have been a lot worse had you been in the UK...

In the UK he would have 'bummed a fag'... :helpme

blackmonsters 11-27-2020 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22780346)
Could have been a lot worse had you been in the UK...

In the UK he would have 'bummed a fag'... :helpme

Ummm, could still be worse since he could easily bum my brother for the equivalency of your remark.

:Oh crap

Pink24 11-27-2020 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22780323)
LOL! You idiot.

Cigs take 30 years to klll me; covid take 4-8 weeks.

:helpme

Did the guy have Covid?

Are you at risk?

ruff 11-27-2020 06:20 PM

You are never going to cure stupidity, best to try and stay away from it.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 11-27-2020 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22780323)
LOL! You idiot.

Cigs take 30 years to klll me; covid take 4-8 weeks.

:helpme

And how many years has it been?

I think if anyone had to watch someone die of COPD they may quit smoking immediately. People think of cancer when it comes to cigarettes. I don't know how many people die of COPD but I bet it's a lot.

Gasping for air like a fish out of water. Fingers start turning blue first. It's absolutely horrible.

Quitting is so hard though. Kudos to anyone who can.

blackmonsters 11-27-2020 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22780484)
And how many years has it been?

I think if anyone had to watch someone die of COPD they may quit smoking immediately. People think of cancer when it comes to cigarettes. I don't know how many people die of COPD but I bet it's a lot.

Gasping for air like a fish out of water. Fingers start turning blue first. It's absolutely horrible.

Quitting is so hard though. Kudos to anyone who can.

Keyword is "quit"; nobody ever quit covid.

:1orglaugh

blackmonsters 11-27-2020 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pink24 (Post 22780472)
Did the guy have Covid?

Are you at risk?

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...c_400x400.jpeg

:1orglaugh

OneHungLo 11-27-2020 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22780326)
I'd drive a running chainsaw up your bigoted asshole before I drive for uber.

:1orglaugh

Riiiiiiight... whatever you say Lyft driver.

blackmonsters 11-27-2020 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22780493)
Riiiiiiight... whatever you say Lyft driver.

The warden should stop you from posting from your cell.

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/C_...616cdf7bec3ff8

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-threa...203519219.html


:2 cents:

OneHungLo 11-27-2020 08:16 PM

Do you wear your mask when you're inside your car?

J. Falcon 11-28-2020 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22780507)
Do you wear your mask when you're inside your car?

Do you wear one ever?

celandina 11-28-2020 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22780273)
That's a quote.

Background : 100% lazy mofo asked me to drive other 100% lazy mofo to store to buy his shit because other lazy mofo can't drive in his 40 years of shit life.
I also have a shit life; but I still have a valid driver's license, which means I'm only 90% shit! :1orglaugh

I drive the dude to the store, and after he "bums a cig" on the way out, he gets into the vehicle and lights it up and pulls his mask down to smoke it in the vehicle.

You will be able to see my reaction on google earth in a few days; look for dark clouds.

I got out of the vehicle and said "Put your mask on or GET THE FUCK ON!"



It is what it is.


Fuck you.

:2 cents:

I did NOT know that jungles have roads to drive on.... :1orglaugh

blackmonsters 11-28-2020 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22780645)
I did NOT know that jungles have roads to drive on.... :1orglaugh

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3212...1000,075,f.jpg

:1orglaugh

OneHungLo 11-28-2020 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 22780590)
Do you wear one ever?

Yeah. I'm in Massachusetts and they pretty much mandate it. It used to be just businesses but now it's anywhere in public which is kind of ridiculous. I go out to a mountain here 2-3 times a week and do hill sprints and hiking and I don't wear it.

So I'm not anti-mask or anything. I wear it when I have to and if you don't want to wear it that's your prerogative.


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