Queers are Stupid
 

A whole bunch of faggots, queers, dykes, poofs, carpet munchers, fudge-packers, anus-analysis-amigos, sappho-sausages and all-around sissies and new-age hippy-faggot-types were protesting a STARBUCKS coffee establishment.
They were carrying signs that read damn-near everything. The most notable were signs that said shit like, "stop repressing us fags!" and stuff like, "We're GAY and we're not gonna tolerate your normalcy...despite the fact that our very nature is CONTRADICTORY to nature".

Anyway.

The faggots were doing shit like slapping each others asses with PVC belts and the lesbians were trading flannel shirts as a sign of lesbo-affection, and basically a whole bunch of general grab-assing was going on when the manager of STARBUCKS walked out.
He asked, "Why are all you stupid ass-packers protesting my little shop?"
The crowd went silent. You could only hear the mild rustling of flannel and the din of clove cigarettes falling out of the mouths of the astonished faggots. One queer, a big-moustached one wearing leather pants and a fishnet shirt fainted.
One ass-pirate found his voice, "We're protesting your sign in your window! The one that says 'non-fag latte', you Jesse Helms, you!"
"You stupid faggot!" the manager said, "that sign says NON-FAT LATTE...! I guess faggots can't READ either!!!"
That being said the STARBUCKS manager mowed them all down with a powerful machine gun. He filled the streets with a thick cloud of full-metal-jacketed bullets that no homo, not even a super-homo, could escape.
Then a police officer with cat-heads instead of feet came out, saw the aftermath of the shooting and looked around quietly for a few minutes. The cop with cat-heads for feet cried out, "You MISSED one...!" and he took out his own revolver and shot a pink, leather blob of homo that was desperately trying to high-crawl to safety.
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Do you have a life? :Graucho

:eek7

And you are?????

one funny fuck who likes to post jokes on adult webmaster boards.

Keep it up! :thumbsup

Did I miss a joke somewhere?

that was a joke? http://www.gofuckyourself.com/images...s/NEW/eek7.gif
looks to me like bad parenting, obviously someone let their 13 year old boy onto gofuckyourself =/

when does the funny part start?

hahaha that was funny biggotry indeed
keep it up:thumbsup

Ditto!

I was starting to think I had lost my sense of humor because I didn't get it either.

Hey there is nothing wrong with queers, as long as they dont hit on me...

Also I dont like the ultra-queers, the ones that act like "im gay now give me attention"....they annoy me...

I once went into a little coffee shop and this ultraqueer served my coffee....in a high pitched girlish voice with his hand on his hip, he asked if I wanted cream in my coffee....Never went back to that Coffee shop :disgust

My condolences for your parents on having such an ignorant child, One day you will see the light and understand that differences are what make us all special.

I?d suggest a different way of getting attention that showing the lack of intelligence you have very early in the game here.

...and that's in any way, shape or form likely? Far too funny :1orglaugh

queers are gay

Yawn :321GFY

wow, you have issues...

i wish i was queer so i could get chicks :)

:1orglaugh

that probably won't happen because most of the gay men I know have this thing called taste.....

actually, so do most of the women I know.....

I second that.

:321GFY

Really?

but only the gay ones are queer