***** Weekend ***** [you know the drill]

Known locally as the '1st and last' toilets, this is because of their unique location. If you are leaving or arriving in Teignmouth, with your bowels a bursting, these are the 1st toilets that you will encounter. Located in the spacious Eastcliff Carpark these facilities offer a simple male and female layout with an adjoining wall and vents. Also a glory hole between the male and female toilets is 'usually' available. Don't bank on it when you visit though, as the council tends to block them up pretty quick, but luckily more than a few toilet enthusiasts own masonry drills, so we get it put back in quick enough...



The transient nature of the passing strange make this an attractive toilet for those looking for something a little different, but at the same time, (namely thursday Evenings) it attracts its own regular year round local clientele. Cleanliness is not at the top of the list for these toilets, however thats due to nature of the odd 'accident' (or as I call them, 'on purposes') caused by the guy whose just travelled 100+ miles bursting for a shit, not 'quite' making it in time, but this simply adds to the overall ambiance and the feeling of 'You never quite know what to expect' that makes these toilets so interesting... Lets take a closer look...



Above, the Gents - A discreet, and slightly seedy entrance, attracts you inside to the customary darkness and gloom associated with this sort of toilet. Again, this only improves the overall experience as you know that you are entering a very special place.

One of my favourite childhood memories involve this very toilet. Back in the freezing cold winter of 1977 I can clearly remember the blockage that caused all the toilets to back up and overflow. Due to the fact that these toilets are located on a steep slope, the effluent flooded all down the carpark and froze overnight. What better xmas present could I have poosibly wished for, than to have gone sledging on the glorious lake of waste... Before crash landing in the waste that had gathered at the bottom of the hill, but had not yet frozen... Ahhh, those were the days...

Well guys, those are all of the main toilets in Teignmouth, but don't be sad, as I will update this thread with a final post tomorrow. In it, I shall tell you a huge secret that I haven't yet mentioned about ALL of the Teignmouth toilets, and address those comments that people have been so nice to have added to this thread - Laterzzz

Both days: Beers

Sounds fun. Hopefully plenty people do show up then.


Can't even enjoy a good beer here now...

It was a great time. We had 14 people, 11 of which brought two 4-paks, the other three brought one.

For a first time event that none of us had ever attended, it went off quite smoothly.

Everyone wants me to do it again, and frequently.

I am hosting...

The goal is to walk away with two mixed 4-paks.

Well it's a sad, but fun weekend planned for me...

The sad part, is that one of the iconic Teignmouth toilet buildings are due to be demolished soon, and when they lock it up on Sunday night, thats it - The end of an era - No more parties...

The fun part though, is that in order to see the toilets off with a bang, members of the TTE (Teignmouth Toilet Enthusiasts) Club, are holding a huge party in there tomorrow night. We expect it to be pretty off the hook, and overflowing well past full capacity... Chances are, with that many of us attending (Covid Be DAMNED! It's IMPOORTANT!) it will probably drag on throughout Sunday, right up until they lock the doors for the final time... *sob*...

A truly sad occasion, but hopefully we can make it a night (and day) to remember !

Below, I'll include pics and a write up on the toilets in question, taken from my hugely poopular and successful, "Guide to Teignmouth Public Toilets" thread.



Link to the thread: https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-b...c-toilets.html