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RE: WINNING NOTIFICATION/FINAL NOTICE
Sir/Madam

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners
International programs held on the 30th of April 2003. Your e-mail
address attached to ticket number 20511465897-6287 with serial number
472-971103 drew lucky numbers 8-66-97-22-46-88 which consequently won
in the 2nd category;
you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
US$ 500,000.00 =C2 (Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!! Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask
that
you keep your winning information very confidential till your claims
has been processed and your prize/money Remitted to you. This is part
of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted
abuse
of this program by some participants. All participants were selected
through a computer ballot system drawn from over 200,000,000
company and 300,000,000
individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This
promotional program takes place annually. We hope with part of your
winning you will take part in our next year USD100 million
international lottery. To file for your claim, please contact
our/your fiducial agent :

MR ALFRED ANDERSON of the,
CONTINENTAL TRUST CONSULTANCY
TEL: +31-619 844 928
FAX: +31-642 377 876
Email: [email protected]

Note that all winning must be claimed not later than
16th of May 2003. After this date all unclaimed,
funds will be included in the next stake. Please note
in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications
please remember to quote your reference number and
batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore,
should there be any change of address do inform our
agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for
being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely yours,

Mrs. Carthy Van Bosch
Lottery Coordinator.

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