So, went to see the movie TENET last night !!
 

Have not got a fucking clue what any of it was about.


When i got home my wife asked me what it was about. My answer ?

"I honestly have no idea".





:helpme

Lol, looks like you're not the only one, read the comments


No spoilers please!

Did you see the Dune trailer?

I couldn't even give a spoiler if i tried :1orglaugh

Genuinely don't know what it was about.
Came home last night and watched a couple of YouTube "explained" videos but nope....still none the wiser.

And yeah the comments on most the vids were still like "but wait....that still doesn't even make sense" lol.

Which one?

Content is the king is the normal direction of time. If not it creates problems with the traffic. See all the car scenes...

i cunt a4d2 go see the movie TENET last night !!... :(

I fancied it, thinking of how good Inception was but the reviews put me off. Il catch it in the house when it hits

Hhahahah
Same here :)

I have NOT seen it, other then the trailer... but the plot is simple:

"Russians bad (again), Americans ( especially the black ones) good. So kill Russians and save the World"

... end of story :1orglaugh

i will wait till it hits VOD in a few weeks.

What was the movie experience like? Did you have to wear a mask? Did you just west it took you took your seat and then take out off?

English mother fucker. Do you speak it.

Stupid auto correct.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh . . .

Had to wear a mask entering the cinema. You are then taken to your seat (even tho you know where it is) and only when seated for the movie can you remove the mask.

If you need to go for a piss etc then it's mask back on again...

Lol!!!!!!

Good to know. At least if I needed a poo, I could just do it where I was sat, thus both negating the mask, and making the rest of the film more enjoyable at the same time :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Did you left this review on IMDB?

Ha.! It's true you can hardly hear a fucking thing anyone is saying. It was hard enough to follow without actually being unable to hear the script most the time.

Fuck having to watch it a few times to just 'maybe' understand what the hell was going on.







Thumping soundtrack mind you...

Well, we cannot promote racism especially in Hollywood ! So, no bad brown or God forbid bad black people.... Ruskis are white as a fresh fallen snow thus they are a fair game.:1orglaugh

Y'all some weirdos. In denial so bad that y'all fake offended they didn't put any African and Latino Russians as the bad guys in the movie about bad Russians.

Take y'all weird asses back to the politics section :1orglaugh

not as weird as a fake southern accent homes :2 cents:

Northeast "yah" + autocorrect = y'all, grandpa

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Movie theaters have been closed here for six or seven months....

They are open in AZ

That would be a huge seller.

My bro went to see it last night. His thoughts ?? Well he had none :1orglaugh

So it wipes your mind?

Well I guess we've had our token "telling off" about our wrong perception...? Aka - a single person in this thread made an observation you don't like.

Errybody in denial yo. Keep telling yourself that kiddo, and take your weird ass back to your closet, put on your ruby red slippers, and click yourself back into self affirming dream land.

The movie sucked. Like most Christopher Nolan movies do (Dunkirk was good, as was the prestige). Always filled with marketing gimmicks and little substance.

"This is the movie will have no memory"

"This movie will have five dimensions"

"This movie will reverse time".


It's a real shame because the guy does some of the best in frame camera work out there. Pretty to watch, dumb to listen to.

Unlike others, I find his movies completely unwatchable a second go around. They blow their gimmicky wad pretty quickly. How anyone could take the "serious" batman movies seriously gives me a chuckle.

Bunch of fags in costumes high kicking in front of the court house, lol. But to each his own!

I think this is the best explanation of the movie. It's Memento with science and a bigger plot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6Kbphnil7s

Nahhhhh, still not buying it :1orglaugh