Need help with aheadline for my personal ad!!!
 

Need help with aheadline for my personal ad!!! This is what I have come up with so far:



My cock...your mouth?

Sexy stallion looking to mount....

Click here bitch

Can you handle my load?


Any other suggestions?

Click here for hot man-love

Asshole seeks bitches he can abuse.

My cock is small and so is my bank account.


Give me time and I can think of more that are right up your alley.

I am father guido sarducci

I'm Juicy, And You Will Be Too!

I'm The Guy Your Mom Warned You About!

My Next Girl Gets My Mercedes!

I Got A Big Pole, So Baby Let's Roll.

Mr. Personality.

Tall, Dark, And Juicy

:1orglaugh

"I'm obsessed with my cock...don't worry, I'm still growing up"

" looking for sex.. no releationship "

"wanna cruise in my IROC?"

You are a guido after all ;)

Do you like taking bukkake baths?

"Only real sluts need apply"
"Did you know semen is beneficial to your facial epiderm?"
"I fuck on the first date, you better too"

Aaron wanna compare business bank accounts, and net worth of business assets??? ...didnt think so

How about

fat overweight tubbo looking for a girl that will give me a second look


Plump dude looking for plump hottie

Those work like a charm! I've got experience.