Little Tony On Philosophy
 

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
and
you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little TONY.
He

replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The
teacher
replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women
sitting
on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of
the

triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and
sucking
the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which
one
is
married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I
suppose

the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which
Little
TONY
replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on',
but
I
like your thinking

bwaaahahahahah - so do I :Graucho

:1orglaugh