Gotta meet heff before he dies...whose ass do I have to kiss??
 

I'm watching vh1 and they're talking about the playboy mansion...This man heff is still doing his thing but you can CLEARLY see that he isn't moving around well...

I gotta get to the "grotto" before heff dies......

Can someone please remember me if there are any extra spots in the heff mansion party? I'll pay all of my expenses to get to Los Angeles...Just let me in!!!

I'd rather meet Larry Flynt. Flynt at least has a pair of balls.

True...but Flynt doesn't have a "Hustler Mansion"

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think you can get your own full
blown Playboy party in Hugh's mansion. If I'm correct part of the
fee will be donated to some charity. Allthough I'm sure you need
to lay down quite some dough to get it pulled of. More than the
costs of getting yo ass to LA........unless you live on Mars.

You can also buy on some occasions tickets to a playboy party.
I think they're selling them in the Playboy store. They usually
have an auction with them prices are between $5000 and
$10000 as I was told.

DynaMite :thumbsup