Big Guys help me out
 

Well, my situation is this: I live in shitty little country and work for 200$ per month. That's why I jump into porn bussines. It's hard to live in
my country!

I need some cash quick on my stormpay acc (even paypal doesnt do biz in my country :( ) , so if any of u big guys dont mind sharing a few bucks ud really help me out :)

I need cash on stormpay because I don't have credit card. I need it to buy some content and
visitors. stormpay is easyest and fastest way for me to pay for those.

So if you can spare just buck it will be great help for me!
Curently I don't have a shit!

Don't ask why I am posting this! 99% webmaster from Croatia and Eastern Europe use stolen credit cards to cheat and I don't want that! I want to be honest all the way and for me
this is better way to do it than cheat.

I work hard at factory, makeing clean galleries at home, spending hours daily on internet to learn bussines and
all the time I want to be honest and stay honest!

If any of you can help me with content and hosting please feel free to send me e-mail.

My stormpay addy is [email protected]

Thanks for your time, see yaa

p.s. because lots of cheaters in my country I can't have account with more than 70% sponsors

Wow! Cyberhobos. Cheers!

:eek7

So if this is the information superhighway, this guy would be at the end of the off ramp. With a cup in one hand, and his dick in the other.

Quit the factory. You can make $200 per month working for someone else. Submitting galleries, basic webmaster jobs.

Better a Cyberhobo than a Stalin worshiper :BangBang:
I live in an ex-comunist country and that shit sux big time :(

:1orglaugh

Gimme jobs :thumbsup

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=132665

you're the second today

ill take some free money too. i dont really need it and i dont live in a third world country, i just like free money.

Ok, you're hired.

I know.. i saw his post, and since we're in the same situation (same country even) i thought wtf...

About a year ago I was funning with a newbie on ICQ, telling him that hard work was definitely NOT the way to make money in this business. Instead of that, he should just email each sponsor and ask for a $100 check.


Back then, it was a JOKE.

Coo, what i do first?! I used to be a hitman, so if u need a hit..

The two threads are exactly the same, wtf. :1orglaugh

Am I missing something? :eek7

Come live here, then we can joke together :Graucho

ok you're not serious.

Do you have a camera ? Shoot some croatian girls. We'll need some content for this project.

Nah i dun have one

camera = money
living in cro != money

I HATE cheap ass beggers, Quit asking people for a handout you jack ass. You are the same as a begger on the street corner, whome I would beet the hell out of if you tried to ask me for a handout. Why dont you quite trying to get people to feel guilty for you and so something with yourself, you discust me.

cyberhobos :1orglaugh

even funnier is he thinks he's outsmarted whoever moderates this board and nobody has noticed that he and the other cyberhobo are one and the same person. :1orglaugh


but god bless the people from small shitty countries, let's us people from the big shitty countries feel superior

what's your signature about? it's not clickable. lol

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

1) I posted asking for work a few days ago, and got nada
2) I saw the post form this guy before, so i wanted to post another same one, thought it would be funny, and hell someone might even spare a buck (I do need money)
3) Come to Croatia and BEET the hell outta me, bet u couldnt BEET up a BEETLE, prick

:321GFY

LOL

Me and that guy are not the same person, i saw his post and thought it would be funny to post the same one, since we are from the same country

I thought you needed some big guys to beat someone up!
I could have helped you with that :glugglug

Btw. If anyone needs to have someones thumbs broken or knees busted, send me a private message, 50$ for thumbs, 100$ for knees :Graucho

haha.. how funny.. dickhead :321GFY

whats your paypal addy ?
i think i can hook you up with about 100$

Ok first, trade your computer for a camera. We have to have croatian girl content.

Beet up Wildcard, he just called me a dickhead :1orglaugh
Ill pay ya as soon as someone gives me some money :winkwink:

do you know the other guy? you can start a begging company together

Clearly this is the same guy here, heeeello!

Unfortunatly no :(
But i like teh idea, we could make an affiliate prog :drinkup
50% on all transactions, $20 on webmaster refferals...

Anyone interested?

cyberhobos.com you could suck dick of the most productive webmasters while begging for a handout

Whats your paypalemail? I'll paypal you $1000.

Ok, just tell ALL the people that are going to give you money to send them to my epassport account ([email protected])

But serioulsy, you can make enough money by making gallerys, you don´t need to buy content, just use the content the sponsers give you.

I came to Spain in after traveling all over the world . Had 300$ in my pocket, got a flat and internet connection, three months later I was making 3000$ a month, just by submitting galleries!

If you just work on it you should be able to make at least 1000$ a month and not pay a thing!

Clearly you are a comunist piece of shit, and should be shot
:ak47:

Stalin rocks? Hitler rocks? Osama rocks? Saddam rocks? U rock?

IE ------> right click ----> properties ------> url (address) -------> strip the name of the gif file --------> copy the url to your browser ---------> now you know :)

Heh, thanks to cheating fucks from my country, 90% of sponsors wont accept me

That means that there are about 100 sponsers that will!
Use them :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

And threads like this show they have a very good point in not doing so.

Yes I pray towards Moscow 4 times a day moron!

Naw, sowy.. I dun suck dick, however when u go sucking next time ill film ya and sell it to Brujah and get me some money :thumbsup

:Kissmy
yah, rite... :helpme

MCDonalds???

http://www.adultdesignstudios.com/bum.jpg

*shrug* wtf do you expect? Thieves are certainly no better but at least your average thief works for his money rather than sitting on his fat ass expecting the world to feel sorry for him and give him handouts.

To all the flaming fuxxors here, THIS THREAD WAS A JOKE INSPIRED BY THE OTHER THREAD OUT THERE, AND ME BEING IN THE SAME SHITHOLE LIKE THAT GUY!!!

Now, if you cant understand then read the three words next to the blonde in the top left corner...

:throwup

Sure....


Funny thread yes but for all the wrong reasons. People are laughing at you rather than with you.

Hi amph - ICQ me 165299759 - might be able to do something for you

Ppl laugh at everyone here, i dun really give a fuck.. Its just funny..

I'm going to start the Christian Webmasters' Fund. For just the cost of a cup of coffeee a day, YOU can sponsor a webmaster in a third world country. What's stopping you? After all, it's not like you can't afford it. And you're not busy. Hey, maybe you just forgot. Well, I'll make it easy for you. Send your dollars to paypal at cyboriginal dot com. I personally promise that at least about 80% of your donation might make it to someone other than me. And if it doesn't, well, slap my ass and call me Nelly. Thank you, and God Bless.