Wish I had a fleshlight now that I've been laid off in Ontario lol
 

Been laid off from work my offline job I'm in the hospitality trade well a cook. These days I wish I had a flesh light with me lol.

anyone from fleshlight have skype lol

#metoo




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Just use your hand with a dab of vasoline works for me everytime!

Have you tried using an actual pussy? They work great for this kind of thing

They say the interior of a cantaloupe feels like a real vag . . .

Who writes the tickets when something like this happens? Does the city just forego that revenue? Obviously your job is safe and you can return when everything shakes out, right?

lmao "dudes are fucking the shit out of em' on the weekends" :1orglaugh