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2MuchMark

01-13-2020 04:29 PM

Gwyneth Paltrow's stinky vagina

... can now be yours!

Quote:

https://i1.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-con...44%2C338&ssl=1

Gwyneth Paltrow is letting fans get up close and personal in a very unexpected way with her new This Smells Like My Vagina candle.

Do we want to know who’s been buying it? Probably not. Retailing for $75 (£57) on the website for the actress’s lifestyle brand Goop, the candle literally does what it says on the tin, with the scent being described as ‘funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected.’

Because what’s better than a ‘funny’ scent? Describing how on earth the candle came to be, the description on the site reads: ‘This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP—the two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, “Uhhh..this smells like a vagina”—but evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/11/gwyne...ions-12040757/

CurrentlySober

01-13-2020 04:38 PM

If she brings one out that smells like her turds, I'll get a crate of them....

NatalieK

01-14-2020 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22593627)

If she brings one out that smells like her turds, I'll get a crate of them....

https://66.media.tumblr.com/61e66c5b...xvjwo1_400.png

:thumbsup

King Mark

01-14-2020 05:16 AM

I think I read somewhere that she stinks. She one of them no deodorant types. Can't imagine what that box smells like. I pass.

Denny BongaCash

01-14-2020 07:58 AM

hopefully, it's not going to be a new trend :Oh crap:Oh crap

8pt-buck

01-14-2020 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22593621)

... can now be yours!

Being gay and from Montreal on top of it, I can see why you despise women.

Carry on fag -

escorpio

01-14-2020 08:04 AM

Making candles is my second gayest hobby. I think my next project will be ball sweat scented candles.

adultchatpay

01-14-2020 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22593627)

If she brings one out that smells like her turds, I'll get a crate of them....

poop > vagina

TheLegacy

01-14-2020 09:32 AM

Great - that just ruined my family campfire sing-a-longs

Smells Like Yogi Bear Balls

CurrentlySober

01-14-2020 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchatpay (Post 22593964)

poop > vagina

Well, at least there's more of it - Better percentage chance you see....

52% of the world have a vagina, but 100% of the world go poo. & I like poo :2 cents:

Grapesoda

01-14-2020 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8pt-buck (Post 22593914)

Being gay and from Montreal on top of it, I can see why you despise women.

Carry on fag -

:1orglaugh

Tofu	01-15-2020 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22593627)

If she brings one out that smells like her turds, I'll get a crate of them....

https://external-content.duckduckgo....gif&f=1&nofb=1

CaptainHowdy

01-15-2020 03:01 PM

Pussy tends to have a certain degree of odour (especially when you bury your head on it) . . . perhaps this is news to some.

Grapesoda

01-17-2020 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22594510)

Pussy tends to have a certain degree of odour (especially when you bury your head on it) . . . perhaps this is news to some.

Gwyneth looks like the kind of chick that would hold you down and grind her pussy on your face... just sayin...

Look Chang

01-17-2020 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22595445)

Gwyneth looks like the kind of chick that would hold you down and grind her pussy on your face... just sayin...

I just LOVE that ! :winkwink:

http://img.2folie.com/wp-content/upl...ing-gifs-3.gif

ArielRebel

01-18-2020 07:42 AM

ahahah why not XD

2MuchMark

01-18-2020 11:35 AM

I may buy one for notinmybavkyard. I think he would enjoy it.

Busty2

01-20-2020 07:59 AM

I hear she is bringing out an ice cream that tastes like her pussy! Should be a winner ?

CaptainHowdy

01-20-2020 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22595738)

I just LOVE that ! :winkwink:

Im right there with you :2 cents: . . .

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