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notinmybackyard 01-04-2020 02:46 PM

Update on the man getting pregnant by a woman
 
NB: No one can produce porn this fucked up.

Turns out that it's 2 BROADS!

The broad that gave birth is a woman pretending to be a man. She stopped taking hormones 6 years ago because she wanted to be a "parent" so I'm guessing her biological clock started ticking.

Her non-binary (ie: will literally fuck anything) partner is yet ANOTHER BROAD. She had her tits cut off and now pretends that she's a "They" or a "Them" so I'm guessing that means that she hears voices in her head or has multiple personality disorder.

The sperm came from a MAN that's pretending to be a woman. They found this loser on facebook.

https://www.theblaze.com/news/transg...-felt-so-right

baddog 01-04-2020 03:17 PM

No shit? That didn't take you too long to figure out

notinmybackyard 01-04-2020 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22589142)
No shit? That didn't take you too long to figure out

The fact that I actually had to think about it means it took too long to figure out.

I mean women get pregnant... Men make women pregnant.

End of debate.

This non-binary and cutting off her tits and finding sperm from a crossdresser makes everything difficult.

Also the doctor is a tranny too. But in this case I figure he's a dentist that believes he's a doctor.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 01-05-2020 05:28 PM

How long DID it take you to figure that out?

Seems like days.

notinmybackyard 01-05-2020 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22589641)
How long DID it take you to figure that out?

Seems like days.

LOL it fucking damn well did take me a few days!

I just could not wrap my brain around the idea that anything could be this pathetically moronic and stupid at the same time.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 01-05-2020 06:39 PM

Ahh you gave me a good giggle. Thank you!

notinmybackyard 01-05-2020 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 22589668)
Ahh you gave me a good giggle. Thank you!

I'm still trying to wrap my brain this non-binary lesbian tit cut off bullshit.

I mean on wikipedia it's 3 paragraphs to explain what a "non-binary" gender is.

The nearest I can figure is non-binary is someone that will fuck literally anything and anyone. In my day we just called a woman like that Mrs. Gonorrhea or a desperate whore.

As for why a lesbian would have her tits cut off the only thing that comes to my mind is "wacko." I mean cutting off her tits won't make her grow a dick and without her tits a lot less lesbians and men are going to want to fuck her. So why do it?

So the closest I can figure is she's a nymphomaniac masochistic sexually transmitted disease that also has multiple personality disorder.... Which makes me ask; WHO THE FUCK IS TRUSTING HER WITH A KID?

lock 01-06-2020 02:44 AM

I thought they both swapped genders so with you on hard to figure out.

PR_Glen 01-06-2020 08:30 AM

find a new hobby?

2MuchMark 01-06-2020 08:37 AM

The blaze.

Grapesoda 01-06-2020 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 22589131)
NB: No one can produce porn this fucked up.

Turns out that it's 2 BROADS!

The broad that gave birth is a woman pretending to be a man.

really dude? the image of 'him' didn't clue you in??? advice for you, don't ever go drinking in a Thai bar:2 cents:

notinmybackyard 01-06-2020 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 22590242)
don't ever go drinking in a Thai bar:2 cents:


I don't even like sushi.

I'll take my broads the old fashion way.

Double X chromosomes with huge tits and a hairy twat. She needs to be able to suck start a Harley and enjoys being rough ridden. (A good broad likes a slap in the face at the point of orgasm)


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