I just used fake tan for the 1st time...
 

Yes, I gave into the adverts... You know the Piz Buin ones on UK television where the hot bitch smothers fake tan up her leg...

Well, I'm a dude. I didn't read the instructions, my chick wasn't here to help and now I look like an umpa lumpa...

7 days to wear off too!

http://www.rugbyfootball.com/1999/fa...umpa_lumpa.jpg

Any women tell me where I went wrong? Why am I now orange?

Will anything short of sandpaper get it off? How the fuck does it work, it's white in the bottle and orange on the skin... Womanly help needed!

you shouldn't have used the cheap stuff...

Sadly, there's not much you can do about a botched application. Take a look at http://www.sunless.com/ and it willl help you find the right self-tanner if you decide to give it another shot. It took me a few tries, but my tan looks very natural now.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:helpme My woman's coming down in a bit, maybe she can lick it off? More likely she will just laugh at me and pull faces saying what a mistake I've made :glugglug

Fuck.

You'll have to shed a few layers of skin before it starts fading. Keep drinking, you will look better in time. Your confidence will soar. On the other hand, you will still look orange, your g/f will laugh at you, and people will stare at you if you dare venture out in public. :1orglaugh

ALWAYS exfoliate your skin before applying self tanner, it makes the tanner go on evenly. Try Neutrogena self-tanner, its not expensive, and it doesn't turn you orange! And always apply sparingly around the elbows and knees, because your skin is thicker there and tends to absorb more there. And always wash your hands when ur done or you'll have orange palms!!!

:(

Phogirl, can I come and live with you?

I won't feel so out of place. :glugglug

Doh!

I'm fucked when I go to the office tomorrow.

My skin smells of curry.