What are you buying your wife/girlfriend/mistress/etc for Christmas ????
 

My wife always says she prefers surprises at Christmas which always leaves me in the shit. I'd rather she chose her own stuff or at least gave some hints or something...

I'm easy to buy for and to be honest usually do pick out most my own stuff on my own anyway. The way I see it, nobody knows you better than yourself, right ?

Besides...if I wanted something throughout the year i'd just go buy it like i'm sure most on here would.




So what do you guys buy your partners ? Apart from the usual perfumes etc..... :helpme







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i cunt a4da wife/girlfriend/mistress/etc to buy anything for, for Christmas... :(

I actually have bought a lady friend a wooden duck ! Its about life size and standing up. She farts a lot and always says 'Oops! I stood on a duck!'

Now she has one to blame it on...

A wooden duck ! the perfect xmas gift for a lady who farts !

You should set up an onlyfan account :xmas-smil22

i still don't have a clue about what to give to my girlfriend :S

Divorce papers are an ideal surprise gift . . .

buy her a BBC, she will be very happy for sure.

Luckily that is no longer an issue.

I have got my Gf a micro bikini. I am hoping to make her not shy in public.

qft!!!!!!

For my #1, her birthday is right around Xmas, so I've gotten her various gifts:

An amazing pair of black thigh-high boots that look hot, but are not hooker-boots;

A black, small YSL purse that will match the boots in style;

And my personal favorite, an electric hand warmer that also serves as a usb charger :)

We do shit for each other all the time and travel, so we let Christmas just be about the kids and mostly the grandkids.

I can say, I wish I had been my own grandkid when I was growing up cause god damn, they shit they get now is awesome.

I'd be happy if he got me a goat. Maybe she'd like a goat. =)

Gucci unfortunately ..

Good shout. Win win situation !!!

Love a chick in a pair of black thigh highs... :thumbsup

I'm getting my loved one hand lotion :1orglaugh:helpme:error

I love goats, even in the city they roam around here and I'm filled with glee when they let me pet them on my way to the market. I'd like to eventually have a goat, to be named Stanley/Stanletta Pet-Not-Food Quinn, Esq. goats are so fun, I hope you get your xmas wish



I don't know if my dude will get me a gift, or what he would buy even if he did. maybe a book but aside from once hitting it out of the park (with Americanah by Adichie, holy fuck that book is brilliant and he didn't even know I love her work) he's not great at selecting on my behalf. so would prefer he not try

he already gave me a huge gift though, he told me last night his dad will be going on a cruise for xmas so I'll be able to enjoy the rest of his fam that I actually love in some fucking PEACE :GFYBand


I'm getting him a new Tobi, the current one kicked the bucket last week and he hates having to iron his clothes. very romantic I know



my fav cautionary tale of xmas gift giving:

Diamond earrings, pearl necklace, signed Joe Monatana football jersey, zebra stripped boots, a purse, bluetooth headphones (ear piece)... Oh, a necklace makde of KOA wood from Hawaii. Laptop case.

2 Michael Kors Purse :thumbsup

A Santa Vibe ! She is so demanding ... :stoned

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