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I am the best webmaster!

12-10-2019, 01:42 PM

Since 2001 I have built website from scratch. I self taught HTML/ PHP/ CSS. I am best at wordpress I have had many many sites. Some you may know.

I build adult sites since 2003 with many many visitors and over the years earn many millions of dollar from great affiliate programs.

If you need a website I can build it. I am #1 service #1 professionalism #1 effort #1 brilliance #1 awesome

Plus, I am cheap!

Why, you ask!

Because I build adult site in spare time. I have main income.

I have many many best reviews since 2003 for my website building and, so I urge you to nominate me for best webmaster 2020 in the GFY awards.

Please, do this for no other reason than it will be a laugh. Plus, if you do and I win I will build you a website, it will be the best website.
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12-10-2019, 01:46 PM

I'm good at growing cobwebs between the legs of my chairs . . .

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12-10-2019, 01:50 PM

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

I'm good at growing cobwebs between the legs of my chairs . . .

I love cobwebs because it reminds me of building websites.
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12-10-2019, 02:20 PM

i cunt a4d a cobweb...

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12-10-2019, 04:25 PM

Cool story bro

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12-10-2019, 07:39 PM

With over 20 years of full stack web development experience for global businesses, I offer the technical expertise you are seeking.

I started building websites in 1997 and it quickly grew to become my passion and career. I have built websites for myself as an internet marketer, and for fortune 500 clients.

Known for creating robust, high quality web and mobile apps, my work has helped grow revenues, accelerate customer acquisition, increase web traffic and deliver an industry-leading competitive advantage.

As a developer focused on customer satisfaction, I manage all aspects of development from concept to requirements definition, design, development, launch, maintenance and support. I enjoy working closely with team members to produce high-quality deliverables.

And that is why I am the best webmaster.

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12-16-2019, 03:30 AM

why are you 'cheap' if you are good?

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12-16-2019, 04:14 AM

Originally posted by emmasexytime

why are you 'cheap' if you are good?

Cheap usually does not equate good
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12-16-2019, 04:56 AM

Originally posted by emmasexytime

why are you 'cheap' if you are good?

I can be cheap and good . . . Try me.

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12-16-2019, 06:08 AM

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12-16-2019, 06:29 AM

Originally posted by emmasexytime

why are you 'cheap' if you are good?

Originally posted by Klen

Cheap usually does not equate good

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

I can be cheap and good . . . Try me.

1. Cheap
2. Fast
3. Reliable

Pick two.
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12-16-2019, 07:09 AM

I'll pick the two shes squeezing together in your sig please

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12-17-2019, 02:21 AM

delete the word "cheap", it scares

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12-17-2019, 02:35 AM

Originally posted by Kittens

1. Cheap
2. Fast
3. Reliable

Pick two.

Im far from fast . . .

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12-17-2019, 05:57 PM

2 out of 3 is not too shabby....
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12-17-2019, 06:38 PM

I've got a small project. I'll post back the results if interested.
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12-18-2019, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by beaner

I've got a small project. I'll post back the results if interested.

#interested

Project. Is that what you call it?
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12-18-2019, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by Smack dat

#interested

Project. Is that what you call it?

I've copied a site to another URL so need it to resolve correctly. Want double opt in email signup, currently single opt in.

With my free signups signup for whitelabel cams site as well with verified email.

Only cam site I know that allowed that is datinggold and not sure if they even do cams anymore.

Are you familiar with those?
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12-18-2019, 10:26 PM

Originally posted by Kittens

And that is why I am the best webmaster.

Checkmate, Smack dat.

I lose track - I thought you are Divvy?..
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12-19-2019, 04:51 AM

OP
are you talking about me?

time flies, it has been 20 years already
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12-19-2019, 05:30 AM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

I lose track - I thought you are Divvy?..

Who the fuck is Divvy?

I'm either bladewire, Smack dat, relic, EddyTheDog, Killswitch, Lensman, Edgeprod or Chio the pirate depending on who you ask.
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12-19-2019, 05:32 AM

sure... you got my vote.

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12-19-2019, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by beaner

I've copied a site to another URL so need it to resolve correctly. Want double opt in email signup, currently single opt in.

With my free signups signup for whitelabel cams site as well with verified email.

Only cam site I know that allowed that is datinggold and not sure if they even do cams anymore.

Are you familiar with those?

No I'm not but I used to work with all the cam sites.
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12-19-2019, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

I lose track - I thought you are Divvy?..

Well to be fair Divvy has those skills as well.
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12-19-2019, 11:52 AM

Self taught HTML - LOL.
Good luck - from the high school html class.
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12-19-2019, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by Smack dat

Well to be fair Divvy has those skills as well.

Wait wait wait, is Divvy that aspie who used to want DaimienJ to fuck him?
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12-19-2019, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by Kittens

Wait wait wait, is Divvy that aspie who used to want DaimienJ to fuck him?

I thought you were damianj. Never seen kittens nick before.
I'll post some sales stats if I get my setup working.
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12-19-2019, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by emmasexytime

why are you 'cheap' if you are good?

exactly this....

Smack dat, just show maybe one site you´ve worked on and let us see how "good" you are

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

I lose track - I thought you are Divvy?..

I never knew, but thought so too

Originally posted by Smack dat

Well to be fair Divvy has those skills as well.

I take it you´re joking

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12-19-2019, 02:52 PM

The best webmasters are the ones you can't hire. Seriously.
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12-19-2019, 05:12 PM

been in adult since 2003 but your gfy profile started in 2016?

that's not how porn webmastering works. gfy is one of the first stops for porn webmasters (especially back in 2003). you either changed nicks or you haven't been in porn since 2003.

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12-19-2019, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by plsureking

been in adult since 2003 but your gfy profile started in 2016?

that's not how porn webmastering works. gfy is one of the first stops for porn webmasters (especially back in 2003). you either changed nicks or you haven't been in porn since 2003.

You clearly don't know gfy.
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12-20-2019, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by Smack dat

You clearly don't know gfy.

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12-20-2019, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by luclonely

OP
are you talking about me?

He very well could be talking about you.
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12-20-2019, 01:56 AM

Originally posted by Smack dat

You clearly don't know gfy.

look down the list of join dates. if yours is real, then stfu..

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12-20-2019, 08:14 AM

i am the best shitmaster...

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12-20-2019, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by luclonely

OP
are you talking about me?

You're not a real OG unless you're rocking that 2001 join date
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12-20-2019, 10:03 AM

Ok, I need to set the record straight.

The original post was a troll post. It was inspired by the 'Best Webmaster' award in the GFY awards.
I thought it was clear it was a troll due to the following sentences:

I have many many best reviews since 2003 for my website building and, so I urge you to nominate me for best webmaster 2020 in the GFY awards.

Please, do this for no other reason than it will be a laugh. Plus, if you do and I win I will build you a website, it will be the best website.

A lot of the content in the original post is true however, I am not in a position to build websites.

My apologies to those that contacted me and I'm sorry I wasted your time and hope you find the hired help you are looking for.
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12-20-2019, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

I'm good at growing cobwebs between the legs of my chairs . . .

Originally posted by Smack dat

I love cobwebs because it reminds me of building websites.

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12-20-2019, 10:59 AM

Could you imagine thinking that your join date on GFY is what defines you?

How fucking LOLworthy.
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12-20-2019, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by beaner

I thought you were damianj. Never seen kittens nick before.
I'll post some sales stats if I get my setup working.

I was an annoying cunt back in the day, but not that big of a cunt. I'm gingerbro.
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12-20-2019, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by Kittens

Could you imagine thinking that your join date on GFY is what defines you?

How fucking LOLworthy.

all i did was debunk his fake resume.

i miss damianj too. mofo musta died.

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12-20-2019, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by plsureking

all i did was debunk his fake resume.

i miss damianj too. mofo musta died.

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DamianJ couldn't hack it. After being kicked from GFY his whole world was crushed. Probably standing at a drive through window right now asking if they'd like fries with that.
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12-20-2019, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by Kittens

DamianJ couldn't hack it. After being kicked from GFY his whole world was crushed. Probably standing at a drive through window right now asking if they'd like fries with that.

DamienJ left the very day I threatened him with a Dox.
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12-20-2019, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by Kittens

I was an annoying cunt back in the day, but not that big of a cunt. I'm gingerbro.

Holy shit... retox! Glad you lightened up...
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12-20-2019, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by Kittens

DamianJ couldn't hack it. After being kicked from GFY his whole world was crushed. Probably standing at a drive through window right now asking if they'd like fries with that.

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12-20-2019, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by Kittens

DamianJ couldn't hack it. After being kicked from GFY his whole world was crushed. Probably standing at a drive through window right now asking if they'd like fries with that.

I think someone posted a video of him doing a magic show or something...I think he's a magician now.
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12-21-2019, 12:26 AM

Originally posted by OneHungLo

I think someone posted a video of him doing a magic show or something...I think he's a magician now.

He was always a magician.
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12-21-2019, 12:35 AM

I'm part of law engorgement too.

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12-22-2019, 06:35 AM

Originally posted by beaner

Holy shit... retox! Glad you lightened up...

Haha yeah, lots of life changes does that to ya. How you been dude?
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12-22-2019, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by Kittens

Haha yeah, lots of life changes does that to ya. How you been dude?

Good. Pushing forward with projects and waiting for that big break. The mattress world, spin off of Angies list, back in adult a little etc.
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