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HairyChick 09-21-2019 08:25 PM

Is Your Car Too Fat?
 
I haven’t registered a car in a dozen years and don’t think Massachusetts has any odd fees. But New York has a fee if your car is fat??

What is this DMV mystery fee?

Dear John: I recently renewed my car registration online.

I received the renewal, which was for two years, and a listing of the charges. The annual fee for my car is $33.25, which came to $66.50 for the two years.

The total charges, which are listed as “additional fees and charges” without explanation were $136.50 — an extra $70 over the registration fee.

I went to the local DMV office to inquire about this. One worker said she didn’t know, and a supervisor said she wasn’t sure but it must be taxes. But she didn’t know what taxes.

I hope you can give me a better explanation for these extra fees. D.M.

Dear D.M.: First, there’s the fee for living in upstate New York rather than in the big city. And then there’s the fee because they knew you would ask about the extra fee. And there’s a tax because they knew you’d reach out to this column.

There’s also the convenience fee for doing it online, which is not refundable just because you had to go to the DMV to ask about the online fees.

Seriously, I reached out to the DMV in Albany and was told “the registration fee can vary based on the weight of the vehicle. We would need more information to be able to answer your reader’s question.”

In short, your vehicle is probably too fat. NYS is worried that it might ruin its fine roads.
Hope that helps. New York is really a “pay-it-and-shut-up” state.

lock 09-21-2019 11:03 PM

Did you wide body your car?

CurrentlySober 09-22-2019 02:22 AM

i cunt a4da car... :(

SBJ 09-22-2019 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by lock (Post 22532496)
Did you wide body your car?

:1orglaugh Good one!

davidCRM 09-23-2019 02:04 AM

i recommend using lowCARb fuel.
also, when you drive, make it always a minimum of 45 minutes, around 40mph, that's good CARdio.

Constant Phil 09-23-2019 05:43 AM

There are many weight based states...you lived in one yourself when you were in NJ...

King Mark 09-23-2019 05:46 AM

I've lived in NY most my life. Just change the blinker fluid and no more weight fees.

SBJ 09-23-2019 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Constant Phil (Post 22532988)
There are many weight based states...you lived in one yourself when you were in NJ...

this is true and also these days if you have a V8 you have to pay more too.

Maybe you should get this thing?

lovebitch 09-23-2019 07:21 AM

Yup, Its fat, fat as fuck.

HairyChick 09-23-2019 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Constant Phil (Post 22532988)
There are many weight based states...you lived in one yourself when you were in NJ...

Who lived in Jersey? I lived on Long Island. I’ve never heard of a weight based state. They limit weight on older bridges around here but never heard of states doing that. I’ll look it up tonight

King Mark 09-23-2019 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns (Post 22533117)
Who lived in Jersey? I lived on Long Island. I’ve never heard of a weight based state.

https://process.dmv.ny.gov/regfeecalc/

AmateurFlix 09-23-2019 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 22532993)
this is true and also these days if you have a V8 you have to pay more too.

is that going on in the US now? I think it's been a thing in some Euro countries for a while

SBJ 09-23-2019 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by AmateurFlix (Post 22533143)
is that going on in the US now? I think it's been a thing in some Euro countries for a while

https://blog.consumerguide.com/wp-co...2.06.08-PM.png

https://blog.consumerguide.com/gas-guzzler-tax/

Constant Phil 09-23-2019 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns (Post 22533117)
Who lived in Jersey? I lived on Long Island. I’ve never heard of a weight based state. They limit weight on older bridges around here but never heard of states doing that. I’ll look it up tonight

I thought you were from NJ or lived there at a point in time. Perhaps it's someone else on the board. LI is part of NY therefore you're on a weight based registration as well.


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