street people now have higher living standards
 

i was downtown today.at the eaton center,when this girl approached me.

girl: excuse me,i live in a shelter,and i need some money,could you help me out?

me: how much do you need,and what you need the money for?

girl:i need to get my tongue peirced.

me:what?you must be kidding me?

girl:well actually i owe $70 to get my tongue pierced.

me:ok,ill give you 20 bucks(only because she was a hot 20 yr old)


wtf is this world coming to?

for twenty bucks she should have sucked you dick

For 20$ bucks you should have tongue fucked her piercing.

exactly.

bogo wtf were u thinking when you gave her $20 and got nothing back? Im in a poetic mood, she probably spent the loot on crack.

for 20$ bucks you could have peirced her tongue to her lips and told her to get back to her shelter.

i know,i know...thats exacly wht i was thinking too,but i gave her the 20 bucks,hoping she would do something good with the money..

wow, i ran into my first street bum which I had to speak to last week... read this shit

DIRTY FUCKING BUM BITCH: Hey

ME: Hi

DIRTY FUCKING BUM BITCH: I'm good people, shake my hand(TRIES TO STICK ARM IN MY WINDOW)

ME: (CLOSING MY WINDOW) No thanks... what do you want?

DIRTY FUCKING BUM BITCH: Just 3 dollars to get the bus

ME: Fine, here's 3 dollars

DIRTY FUCKING BUM BITCH: Hey man, I really need 6 dollars... I'd love to suck your dick for 6 dollars...

ME: Fine, get in here baby :1orglaugh Just kidding you idiots!


LOL, anyway, after I fucking gave her 3 dollars, her dumb ass asked me for another 3 dollars and the fucking things she'd do for 3 dollars? What the fuck is that about, that's the worst shit I ever heard

These motherfuckers piss me off

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