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BVF 05-06-2003 06:33 PM

this is the most fucked birthday ever
 
i'm 32 years old and guess what I get for my fucking birthday:

a domestic violence charge
divorce court
childrens services in my biz thanks to my babymomma
the complete loss of faith in everybody except my mother and my kids

the only good thing is that I make money in porn and don't have to work a real job...but when you look at it in perspective, that's not too big of a deal...

if it wasn't for the kids, I'd fly off to Africa tomorrow and leave all of this bullshit behind.....

I hope that this birthyear turns out better than last year...

foe 05-06-2003 06:37 PM

:( that sucks man, but dont worry it will all go away eventually

Tala 05-06-2003 06:38 PM

Damn dude, that sucks. Sorry to hear your birthday has been such a shitty one. Go have some drinks and treat yourself to a toy of some sort.

Cheers, and many happy returns of the day.:glugglug

Sly_RJ 05-06-2003 06:39 PM

Happy birthday!

buddyjuf 05-06-2003 06:40 PM

sorry to hear that :(

I hope things turn out better for you

Pornwolf 05-06-2003 06:42 PM

Cheer up bro, at least you are still eating well. Things could be a lot worse! Just think back to when it was.

TDF 05-06-2003 06:42 PM

kill her...killher....k

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Juicy D. Links 05-06-2003 06:43 PM

LMFAO

AdultNex 05-06-2003 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
kill her...killher....k

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:Hollering

foe 05-06-2003 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
kill her...killher....k

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:eek7

Backov 05-06-2003 06:52 PM

Life is Pain.

Juicy D. Links 05-06-2003 06:54 PM

BVF


I can come there and guido bitch slap her back into place.

TDF 05-06-2003 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foe


:eek7

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death becomes her

KRL 05-06-2003 06:58 PM

Don't let the ex get to you. That's the reaction she wants. It will all just be a bad memory one day BVF.

Happy Birthday! Know that you have a lot of friends here in your GFY family, always and forever dude!

BVF 05-06-2003 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
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death becomes her

am I gonna murder her?? Hell no...There's no way I could get away with it....but I wish her dead at least once a week...

That's not good...I don't like feeling like this....You know something is fucked up when you see cases of folks who killed their wives and I'm sitting there thinking, "He probably had a good reason".

I'm not about to risk being put in jail for life and have to make another man's asshole my pussy for the rest of my life.....or worse yet, have my own asshole as another man's pussy...all while my kids grow up in the system and fucked for life.....It ain't worth strangling her bare fucking neck for that....

I'm just gonna let this shit ride in the courts....tear all of them limb from limb with my Johnny Cochran Like litigation skills....find me a nice young big booty, dick sucking hoodrat who can cook up some fried chicken, and call it a muthafuckin life!!!

aztecvision 05-06-2003 07:06 PM

Damn, the day isn't even over yet. I wonder what else you have planned for tonight, you party animal you.

Fletch XXX 05-06-2003 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Backov
Life is Pain.
As Hell Is Blood.

:glugglug


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