Pregnant??? Unsolicited Advice

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  • HairyChick
    Slowly dying
    • Sep 2012
    • 3091
    #1

    Pregnant??? Unsolicited Advice

    From Twitter :

    (I am 6 months pregnant)

    Me after ordering my coffee:

    Stranger at Starbucks: you know you should be drinking decaf when you’re pregnant.

    Me: I’m... not pregnant.

    Stranger: (horrified) I am so, so sorry!

    And that’s what you get for giving unsolicited advice
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    • AdultKing
      Raise Your Weapon
      • Jun 2003
      • 15601
      #2
      I saw that on Twitter last night, it's been going a bit viral.

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        • HairyChick
          Slowly dying
          • Sep 2012
          • 3091
          #3
          Originally posted by AdultKing
          I saw that on Twitter last night, it's been going a bit viral.
          It’s pretty funny and makes you think about saying something like that to someone without thinking!

          Many people would respond with, “not pregnant? Oh just fat.”
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          Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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            • King Mark
              So Fucking Banned
              • Aug 2016
              • 27031
              #4
              I learned a long time ago to never assume a woman is pregnant.

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                • HairyChick
                  Slowly dying
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 3091
                  #5
                  Originally posted by AdultKing
                  I saw that on Twitter last night, it's been going a bit viral.
                  It’s pretty funny and makes you think about saying something like that to someone without thinking!

                  Many people would respond with, “not pregnant? Oh just fat.”
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                  Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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