How to stay young
 

HOW TO STAY YOUNG
(George Carlin)

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and
height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her.

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening,
whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop."
And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who
is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets,
keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable,
improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next
county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

11. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the
moments that take our breath away.

Oz

I like Carlin as much as the next guy....but that's SO gay :1orglaugh

'never slow down, never grow old.'

I didn't notice that. I guess you have to be gay to catch it.

:winkwink:
Oz

Die.

The day you die, you'll get no older. As Kurt Vonnegut describes death, it's "getting stuck in time."

bathe in virgin blood, works for me so far this last century..

So how many menstrual cycles does it take to fill up the tub?

:( :helpme

Oz

ahh fuck it

Get plastic surgery. It's the only solution the your problems. Deep down, you all know it.

Nice post Oz. :glugglug

oh, i thought we were exchanging beauty secrets pf which id recommend men and women over the age of 26 to use 'La Mer' moisturizer every night before you go to sleep... one squirt, one dot on top, nose undeer each eye and on the chin....

Thanks

Oz