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nemesis 05-06-2003 02:52 PM

I am burning like hell.
 
I was by the pool all day yesterday, and I put this fucking cocunut oil all over me to get a better tan (Thanks to my GF .:mad: )... Now, I cannot even fucking move or sleep. It hurts like hell. I bought this gel from eckerd (burn relief aloe gel) hoping that it would help, it just does not help at all.

Do you guys know any good product for sunburn?

JamesK 05-06-2003 02:53 PM

milk. I'm serious..

Fletch XXX 05-06-2003 02:54 PM

Burning inside. Burning inside.

vegasdude 05-06-2003 02:54 PM

monstercock juice will work (no joke) :glugglug

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Snapper 05-06-2003 02:55 PM

pee on yourself, that works......


.....or maybe thats for jellyfish burns, not sure:glugglug

vegasdude 05-06-2003 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Burning inside. Burning inside.
Its drinking day mate!!! Help the world down a few!

foe 05-06-2003 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nemesis
I was by the pool all day yesterday, and I put this fucking cocunut oil all over me to get a better tan (Thanks to my GF .:mad: )... Now, I cannot even fucking move or sleep. It hurts like hell. I bought this gel from eckerd (burn relief aloe gel) hoping that it would help, it just does not help at all.

Do you guys know any good product for sunburn?

:1orglaugh

seriously get some aloe vera helps with burns

Fletch XXX 05-06-2003 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vegasdude


Its drinking day mate!!! Help the world down a few!

Okay, since you put it that way.

:glugglug

AdultNex 05-06-2003 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Snapper
pee on yourself, that works......


.....or maybe thats for jellyfish burns, not sure:glugglug

That's for jellyfish burns. :winkwink:

benthompson 05-06-2003 03:01 PM

get a cold shower

ry0t 05-06-2003 03:01 PM

shit happens.

vegasdude 05-06-2003 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


Okay, since you put it that way.

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NoCarrier 05-06-2003 03:19 PM

Are you sure it wasn't toothpaste?

nemesis 05-06-2003 03:30 PM

So nobody knows a MEDICINE that would be helpful for sunburn?

vegasdude 05-06-2003 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nemesis
So nobody knows a MEDICINE that would be helpful for sunburn?

monstercock juice will work! Email me if ya need a monstercock helping pee!

it really works!

NoCarrier 05-06-2003 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vegasdude



monstercock juice will work! Email me if ya need a monstercock helping pee!

it really works!

:1orglaugh

NoCarrier 05-06-2003 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nemesis
So nobody knows a MEDICINE that would be helpful for sunburn?
Yes! Just like with the hungover, you drink a beer when waking up. So tomorrow morning go take some sunbath for 2-3 hours. This should help.

GTS Mark 05-06-2003 03:39 PM

Natural Aloe Vera. Put some on every couple of hours.

Also drink tons of water.

DH

jim manly 05-06-2003 03:48 PM

Had that happen to me before, spent all day at a waterpark in Florida with no sunblock. (Shipwreck Island near Panama Beach)
Blistered, pus oozing you name it. Best thing to do is stay still and not move a muscle without a shirt on. I was fucked for a week during our whole vacation. And still hurted a bit for another week or more. :feels-hot

MuleScrote 05-06-2003 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Natural Aloe Vera. Put some on every couple of hours.

Also drink tons of water.

DH


Definatley...I keep an aloe vera plant in my house every summer.

But if you want an oral medication to make the pain go away....try cyanide. :Graucho

Sarah_Jayne 05-06-2003 04:00 PM

and whatever you do - do not put anything like Vaseline on it.

MuleScrote 05-06-2003 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
and whatever you do - do not put anything like Vaseline on it.

Hey Sarah....will you put some vaseline on me?

nemesis 05-06-2003 04:38 PM

I just went to eckerd once more and bought a spray named solarcaine. It is an anesthetic spray and works really good.The pain is almost gone.

Herb Kornfield 05-06-2003 05:45 PM

http://www.euroskyway.it/website/img...s/icebergs.jpg

relocating to one of these for a few days will cool the burned area.

nemesis 05-06-2003 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
http://www.euroskyway.it/website/img...s/icebergs.jpg

relocating to one of these for a few days will cool the burned area.

:1orglaugh

Lykos 05-06-2003 06:23 PM

I have never burned on sun:)Juts simply have nice tan:thumbsup
Hope u will be better soon:)

UnseenWorld 05-06-2003 06:31 PM

Pop 2 Tylenol-3's every 4 hours for a week, and by the time you get out of rehab the pain should have subsided.

Bobby Fissure 05-06-2003 11:22 PM

Aren't you worried about skin cancer? I use self-tanners exclusively now. There's no point in ruining your skin by exposing it to the sun.

PersianKitty 05-06-2003 11:38 PM

Asprin every 4 hours.
Cold compresses of half milk and half water on the worst of it.
An over the counter steroid cream.

A cool bath will help to stop the burning process. (you usually continue to develop a sunburn for several hours after getting out of the sun)

UnseenWorld 05-06-2003 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobby Fissure
Aren't you worried about skin cancer? I use self-tanners exclusively now. There's no point in ruining your skin by exposing it to the sun.
I prefer fair-skinned girls anyway. Their skin is softer.


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