| 2MuchMark |
07-09-2019 08:16 AM |
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Originally Posted by adultinnovation
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WOW!
Actually, I encourage everyone to click that link that AdultInnovation posted above and look at the page closely. It's brilliant. We can all learn some marketing tips from articles like this. Read it.
First, it's a Fox"News" page, but the article is labeled opinion (honest!) by someone named Todd Starnes, Fox News.
The text reads:
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The only thing that will trigger a liberal faster than a Chick-fil-A sandwich is a gun-toting, Bible-clinging Deplorable wearing a Make America Great Again ballcap.
Americans of all shapes, sizes and colors have been bullied, badgered and bruised simply for wearing one of those iconic red ballcaps – from teenagers in a Texas burger joint to an elderly man in a California Starbucks.
The latest attack involved a former member of the University of Florida football team in Gainesville, Florida.
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Read that carefully. It's not very subtle, but it root says "Americans are being attacked". Yawn, I know, old news, but still. If you are an older American who is pissed off at something, this will help you focus your rage.
Focus it on what? On this next line of course:
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Click here to pre-order Todd’s explosive new book, “Culture Jihad: How to Stop the Left From Killing a Nation.”
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LOL!! And WOW!!! I have to admit, that this is pretty damn smart. "Hey you! Are you pissed off? Feed your addiction and buy my book and you'll be even more pissed off!"
Now here's the next part:
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“The 4 or 5 girls start pushing me and punching,” he wrote on Facebook. “I’m a former college linebacker so I can take a hit and it’s not a big deal.”
But then, the Mean Girls made a crucial mistake.
“One snatched my hat and tried to throw it away while another ripped my pin and tossed it,” he wrote.
Folks, there’s a hard and fast rule in life. You never tug on Superman’s cape and you never swipe an American patriot’s MAGA hat.
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LOL!! This is so good! This text really makes it easy for "everyman" to identify with the football player, what they would do if pushed around by a few girls, and that swiping a Maga hat crosses the line.
I don't know if they took weeks to write this so perfectly, or if an expert crapped this one out after his morning bran muffin.
Read the rest - its good. It ends with
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“My momma raised me right,” he said.
Indeed, she did.
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Ack! Gleah - Gee- WOW!
I am going to share the link with my far-right brother and see if he buys the book. I will keep you posted. |
