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imJason 05-06-2003 11:17 AM

My mother fucked up my computer, HELP!
 
ok, my mom came over to my house to use my computer and I left her on the internet for like 2 hours,

and this morning I got up

and there was 20 pop ups sitting on the desktop,

I guess they are time delayed, and had been going off one by one all night,

and now I want to do some work and I cant view source on any web pages any more,

and IM old fasioned I liek to look at html in notepad,

im running XP,

can anyone help me fix this, I dont see any software running and I dont know how to fix the view source problem,

HELP,

BJ 05-06-2003 11:18 AM

clear cache delete all temp internet files

jasonir 05-06-2003 11:18 AM

She probably installed Gator on you. :1orglaugh

vegasdude 05-06-2003 11:25 AM

lol!!!

spit the truth we can handle it....

U STILL LIVE home with mom... basement ???? :P

imJason 05-06-2003 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PureMeds
clear cache delete all temp internet files
hey that actually fixed the view source problem,

fucking dumb of me, I would have done that with my old computers,

but with this new one and Xp I tend to let it do its own thing and trust it more

good call, now what about the pop ups

Jizar II 05-06-2003 11:26 AM

format c:

PimpRoll 05-06-2003 11:27 AM

Ad-Aware

Use this software to get rid of any ad ware on your system.

imJason 05-06-2003 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vegasdude
lol!!!

spit the truth we can handle it....

U STILL LIVE home with mom... basement ???? :P

well I made my first 100K living at home with my mom,

but no I have my own place now,

http://jasonangell.com/stereogfy.jpg
I dont got this at my moms

and

http://jasonangell.com/gfys.jpg

I dont do this at my moms either,


lol

imJason 05-06-2003 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasonir
She probably installed Gator on you. :1orglaugh
maybe how do I get rid of it????

imJason 05-06-2003 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jizar II
format c:
oh god,

or I can just put this computer in a box until someone else comes and fixes it,

and thne Ill use my other computer in the mean time,

I am so not tech savy,

do you guys remember my fix jasons icq post from last month,

there was a nice guy who actually fixed it for me,

hes a genious, I nead him back

BJ 05-06-2003 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason


well I made my first 100K living at home with my mom,

but no I have my own place now,

http://jasonangell.com/stereogfy.jpg
I dont got this at my moms

and

http://jasonangell.com/gfys.jpg

I dont do this at my moms either,


lol

is that a plasma?

imJason 05-06-2003 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PureMeds


is that a plasma?

yes a 42MP2 fropm nec

2 years old

I suggest to you the 50MP2 available now, or one of necs newer models,

nec is the best plasma ive ever seen,

BJ 05-06-2003 11:41 AM

im putting one in my fireplace... should look cool

http://www.puremeds.com/plasma.JPG

nice setup btw

imJason 05-06-2003 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PimpRoll
Ad-Aware

Use this software to get rid of any ad ware on your system.

thanks this should do the trick

I should have been running this anyways

RedShoe 05-06-2003 11:43 AM

He made 100k, has a plasma screen, but uses XP?? Something doesn't add up.

XP is shit. Almost as bad as Macintosh.

imJason 05-06-2003 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PureMeds
im putting one in my fireplace... should look cool

http://www.puremeds.com/plasma.JPG

nice setup btw

this is sweet, I wish I had more space, and a fire place for that matter,

I build my basement from scratch with the plasma set up I posted,

i hung the tv on the wall and ran all the wires and the system in the closet under the stairs,

are you going with satelite speakers in the walls, or floor standing liek mine???

Steve 05-06-2003 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
He made 100k, has a plasma screen, but uses XP?? Something doesn't add up.

XP is shit. Almost as bad as Macintosh.

I thought the new XP was better than 2000?
I have 2000 on my current PC, but figured to buy XP for the new machines, since it is more current. What do you know and aren't saying? TELL ME BEEEYOTCH!


please :)

BJ 05-06-2003 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason


this is sweet, I wish I had more space, adn a fire place for that matter,

I build my basement from scratch the plasma set up I poseted,

i hung the tv on the wall and ran all the wires and the system in the closet under the stairs,

are you going with satelite speakers in the walls, or floor standing liek mine???

that room is prewired for surround sound. speakers will be embedded in the walls. The fireplace will be black granite so it should look sweet. the whole house (every outlet) has a rj45 hookup. Im wondering if its safe to use a plasma as computer monitor?

imJason 05-06-2003 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
He made 100k, has a plasma screen, but uses XP?? Something doesn't add up.

XP is shit. Almost as bad as Macintosh.

xp is ok I guess,

its the profesional version if that makes you feel better,

and I have 2000 on the other computer I use for video editing,

I dont see whats wrong with XP, I like it alot, very cool for organizing all my files and my web pages?

gornyhuy 05-06-2003 11:52 AM

I really hated XP at first, but then I figured out how to turn off all the crayola shit and make it look and feel like win2000. So now I'm a convert.

It has some nice features and is build on top of 2k. I have 2k on my desktop and xp on my laptop, but I'm heading toward xp everywhere.

:2 cents:

imJason 05-06-2003 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PureMeds


that room is prewired for surround sound. speakers will be embedded in the walls. The fireplace will be black granite so it should look sweet. the whole house (every outlet) has a rj45 hookup. Im wondering if its safe to use a plasma as computer monitor?

ah see your taking my dream to the next level man,

see when I was putting my house in order last year I was gonna wire RJ 45 all over, but then I decided to go with wireless hub but that did not work out, so now IM on a dlink wireless instead of lynsys and its working better,

I bring my laptop downlstairs for parites and I place divx porno on the plasma and mp3s through the system on wireless,

there is a guy on this board who has a plasma in his wall across from his desk and ihe works off it,

and I have a friend in ottawa who has a projection tv pointed at the wall and he works from his coach,

myself I have 2 samsung screens I work from on my desk

if you dont work on 2 screen now, you should get a dual head video card, it will save you hours a day going between windows

imJason 05-06-2003 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
I really hated XP at first, but then I figured out how to turn off all the crayola shit and make it look and feel like win2000. So now I'm a convert.

It has some nice features and is build on top of 2k. I have 2k on my desktop and xp on my laptop, but I'm heading toward xp everywhere.

:2 cents:

I agree

MrPopup 05-06-2003 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason

can anyone help me fix this

cut off her fingers if she ever does it again.

she wont be able to "massage" you anymore but the popups will be gone.

imJason 05-06-2003 12:06 PM

this ad aware shit works great,

it already found shit and fixed it,

I recommend it to everyone,

PS were is the guy who said I lived with my mom,

not that living with my mom is a bad thing it was good enogh for the first 21 years of my life and while I was in school,

and for the guy talking shit because i like XP,???? i dont get it?

imJason 05-06-2003 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPopup


cut off her fingers if she ever does it again.

she wont be able to "massage" you anymore but the popups will be gone.

i forgive my mom,

but watching her on the computer is insane,

tell me if you have experience this with your parents or older people in general,

ok, first she starts, how do I turn it on,

response, its on mom, just move the mouse,

ok how to i conect,

response, its already conected mom, its high speed, you dont have to do anything,

what do I do

response, click the blue e mom,

OH yahoo ok what now,

response, try google mom,

whats that, how do I spell it

response, g o o g l e . com

is there a www

response, no its ok, just like I said,

oops,

response, ok you have to type it in the adreess bar you just search for google from yahoo,

whats gofuckyourself.com

response, thats a message board mom, it came up because you type go , just finish typing google,

ohh there it is,

response, yah it remember I visited google,

ok no what,

response just search what you came here to look at,

oh ok,

and well it pretty much goes on from there,

imJason 05-06-2003 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPopup


cut off her fingers if she ever does it again.

she wont be able to "massage" you anymore but the popups will be gone.

my moma dont give massages dude except to my dad,

I dont know abotu your moma though

lol

Ross 05-06-2003 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason

i forgive my mom,

but watching her on the computer is insane,

tell me if you have experience this with your parents or older people in general,

ok, first she starts, how do I turn it on,

response, its on mom, just move the mouse,

ok how to i conect,

response, its already conected mom, its high speed, you dont have to do anything,

what do I do

response, click the blue e mom,

OH yahoo ok what now,

response, try google mom,

whats that, how do I spell it

response, g o o g l e . com

is there a www

response, no its ok, just like I said,

oops,

response, ok you have to type it in the adreess bar you just search for google from yahoo,

whats gofuckyourself.com

response, thats a message board mom, it came up because you type go , just finish typing google,

ohh there it is,

response, yah it remember I visited google,

ok no what,

response just search what you came here to look at,

oh ok,

and well it pretty much goes on from there,

Sounds like you are your mum had a great day together Jason! :)

imJason 05-06-2003 12:25 PM

well great is relative,

my dad was asking about playboy, and my mom was looking up craft ideas for here next beaver meeting,

and I swear every word of that conversation is true,

and I just wanted to watch boston public which I missed because of there visit,

but hey , family is family I guess,

PS ross, did steve talk to you yesterday???

michaelw 05-06-2003 12:30 PM

to fix your ie up, clear temp files, go to control panel, add remove programs, and click remove IE, then in the options select "fix"

imJason 05-06-2003 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by michaelw
to fix your ie up, clear temp files, go to control panel, add remove programs, and click remove IE, then in the options select "fix"
i dont think this makes much sense and I dont think I ll try it either

Gunni 05-06-2003 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason

i forgive my mom,

but watching her on the computer is insane,

tell me if you have experience this with your parents or older people in general,

ok, first she starts, how do I turn it on,

response, its on mom, just move the mouse,

ok how to i conect,

response, its already conected mom, its high speed, you dont have to do anything,

what do I do

response, click the blue e mom,

OH yahoo ok what now,

response, try google mom,

whats that, how do I spell it

response, g o o g l e . com

is there a www

response, no its ok, just like I said,

oops,

response, ok you have to type it in the adreess bar you just search for google from yahoo,

whats gofuckyourself.com

response, thats a message board mom, it came up because you type go , just finish typing google,

ohh there it is,

response, yah it remember I visited google,

ok no what,

response just search what you came here to look at,

oh ok,

and well it pretty much goes on from there,

My mom calles my from Iceland to Spain every month, so I can explain to her how to write me an email. It takes me like half an hour EVERY TIME, and then I get an email saying, " we are fine here, how are you?", and then she calls me again so I can tell her how to read my respons :1orglaugh

dapproid 05-06-2003 12:35 PM

Hey Jason, don't want to be rude but could you stop using "p" instead of "br".

Thanks

imJason 05-06-2003 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gunni


My mom calles my from Iceland to Spain every month, so I can explain to her how to write me an email. It takes me like half an hour EVERY TIME, and then I get an email saying, " we are fine here, how are you?", and then she calls me again so I can tell her how to read my respons :1orglaugh

lol

my mom gives out her email adress,

but I have to pop it and print her emails for her,

which is fine when people send her info,

but all her friends send all this stupid shit, jokes and chain letter,

bunch of bettys,

hey look at your experience as a bonding moment,

buy shareing in the internet revolution your mom is closer to you than she would be with out the internet

see the internet brings people together,

whether they know how to use it or not, because they get to talk about it,

my dad loves telling people he dont understand shit about the net, he can go hours talking about spam and shit he hears about on the radio, and hes never surfed a day in his life,

im sure many people out there who have father who do nother with computers except play solitaire,

ive see my girl friends father sit hours playing solitaire and ive seen my dad do it,

and that all they do or want to do or know how to do

imJason 05-06-2003 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dapproid
Hey Jason, don't want to be rude but could you stop using "p" instead of "br".

Thanks

your right i have a double enter fetish its been pointed out to me many times, ill make a effort to avoid hitting the enter key from now on, i get the same complaints from icq also

JamesK 05-06-2003 12:40 PM

lol ur tha man man

dapproid 05-06-2003 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason


your right i have a double enter fetish its been pointed out to me many times, ill make a effort to avoid hitting the enter key from now on, i get the same complaints from icq also

That looks much better:thumbsup

Becky 05-06-2003 12:42 PM

Hey Sweetcheeks!!

You are too cute:1orglaugh

foe 05-06-2003 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasonir
She probably installed Gator on you. :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh

imJason 05-06-2003 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dapproid


That looks much better:thumbsup

thank you, im gonna make a effort to not hit the fucking enter button, in vegas they had a intervention but it did not work, maybe this time it will stick

imJason 05-06-2003 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Becky
Hey Sweetcheeks!!

You are too cute:1orglaugh

yah I know its true, thats how I get webmasters to trade with me, I get them with my male cuteness , lol

hey becky, does my

double enter typing / posting fetish bother or you, or is it perhaps cute? what you think?

Gunni 05-06-2003 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason


lol
my mom gives out her email adress,
but I have to pop it and print her eails for her,
which is fine when people send her info,
but all her friends send all this stupid shit, jokes and chain letter,
bunch of bettys,
hey look at your experience as a bonding moment,
buy shareing in the internet revolution your mom is closer to you than she would be with out the internet
see the internet brings people together,
whether they know how to use it or not, because they get to talk about it,
my dad loves telling people he dont understand shit about the net, he can go hours talking about spam and shit he hears about on the radio, and hes never surfed a day in his life,
im sure many people out there who have father who do nother with computers except play solitaire,
ive see my girl friends father sit hours playing solitaire and ive seen my dad do it,
and that all they do or want to do or know how to do

Yeah, Iīm always really patient with her and guide her the best I can, sheīs trying her best :)

My dad on the other hand is terrible, heīs a captain on a fishing boat, they have all thease really high tech stuff to find fish, and it takes him like a few hours to learn how to work the most complex bloody systems Iīve ever seen, but only if itīs directly related to fishing!
He canīt learn how to find the news on the internet for christs sake, but learning how to opperate a Simrad 3751 is a pice of cake :1orglaugh

imJason 05-06-2003 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gunni


Yeah, Iīm always really patient with her and guide her the best I can, sheīs trying her best :)

My dad on the other hand is terrible, heīs a captain on a fishing boat, they have all thease really high tech stuff to find fish, and it takes him like a few hours to learn how to work the most complex bloody systems Iīve ever seen, but only if itīs directly related to fishing!
He canīt learn how to find the news on the internet for christs sake, but learning how to opperate a Simrad 3751 is a pice of cake :1orglaugh

you know thats a good point, my dads a plumer and he uses a a fyber optic camera to makerecording of the inside of pipers,

and he manages to fix gas lines and not blow peoples houses up,

but he cant do anything on a computer other than solitaire,

its something about the mouse and microsoft that realy turns otherwise smart old people into children

imJason 05-06-2003 12:56 PM

also the best part none of them know what to do, but they have to buy computers adn conect to the internet cause they have to be up with the times,

and ive also notices older generations do much better with computers than baby boomers like my parents,

why do you think that is

Gunni 05-06-2003 01:19 PM

That is true, I know my friends grandfather helps his father with the internet!

Maybe because the old people have really nothing better to do than learn new stuff, or maybe they have just seen more amazing technologies in theyr life time than the generation of our parents. I mean when my grandmother was growing up cars were only someting very rich people had, and aviation was only something crazy people thought about, so maybe this internet isnīt so amazing to them, theyīve seen it all before :)

imJason 05-06-2003 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gunni
That is true, I know my friends grandfather helps his father with the internet!

Maybe because the old people have really nothing better to do than learn new stuff, or maybe they have just seen more amazing technologies in theyr life time than the generation of our parents. I mean when my grandmother was growing up cars were only someting very rich people had, and aviation was only something crazy people thought about, so maybe this internet isnīt so amazing to them, theyīve seen it all before :)

there is truth to this, old people are afraid to learn,

really old people have nothing better to do and have a more open mind about this stuff,

the only sure fire thing that would get my dad to learn the internet is if my mom let him visit porn sites,

that might do it,

how many middle aged men learned computers jsut to surf porn???

probably alot

strobi 05-06-2003 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason



I bring my laptop downlstairs for parites and I place divx porno on the plasma and mp3s through the system on wireless,


:thumbsup

Gunni 05-06-2003 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by imJason


there is truth to this, old people are afraid to learn,

really old people have nothing better to do and have a more open mind about this stuff,

the only sure fire thing that would get my dad to learn the internet is if my mom let him visit porn sites,

that might do it,

how many middle aged men learned computers jsut to surf porn???

probably alot

Yeah, thatīs the guys who keep us in business :winkwink:
Middle aged dadīs whoīs only knoweledge of the net is how to visit pornsites :glugglug

imJason 05-06-2003 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gunni


Yeah, thatīs the guys who keep us in business :winkwink:
Middle aged dadīs whoīs only knoweledge of the net is how to visit pornsites :glugglug

yah thank god for middle aged men,


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