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Smack dat 06-24-2019 03:27 PM

I have decided to become a treasure hunter.
 
I will be looking for the Nazi Gold and some stuff from Sir Francis Drake.

Plus some other old stuff.

I could do with some funding. So if anyone wants to help out we can arrange a 10% ROI (once the treasures are located and sold).

RedFred 06-24-2019 03:29 PM

Did your wife just tell you the free lunch is over?

brassmonkey 06-24-2019 03:31 PM

better start small. a kid found a rare pink diamond at a park. was like worth 8 mill

Smack dat 06-24-2019 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 22490126)
Did your wife just tell you the free lunch is over?

She never makes me lunch free anyway. There is always some sort of payment.

Smack dat 06-24-2019 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22490127)
better start small. a kid found a rare pink diamond at a park. was like worth 8 mill

That's like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Smack dat 06-24-2019 03:37 PM

To clarify, I believe I know where the treasures are. I just need:
1. Excavating equipment
2. Deep Sea Recovery Equipment
3. Linguists
4. Certain people that can "hide and sell" the find without questions.

Time scale is 12-24 months.

Estimated returns. 6.3billion

ikamcash 07-02-2019 05:22 AM

My friends tried to treasure hunt but gave up after a couple of months.

gorillaz_ 07-02-2019 05:48 AM

:1orglaugh
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Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 22490126)
Did your wife just tell you the free lunch is over?


CurrentlySober 07-02-2019 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 22490131)
3. Linguists

Do they need to be cunning?

CaptainHowdy 07-02-2019 12:32 PM

Smack Dat time-travelling treasure hunter in outer space . . . I'm not sure if you're a grown man :1orglaugh.

Smack dat 07-02-2019 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22494071)
Do they need to be cunning?

As cunning as a cunning fox studying the art of cunning at Oxford university.

Smack dat 07-02-2019 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22494326)
Smack Dat time-travelling treasure hunter in outer space . . . I'm not sure if you're a grown man :1orglaugh.

Geez you people never stop do you? Is not my fault I am vertically challenged.

crockett 07-02-2019 02:47 PM

I thought you were gonna be a cosmonaut

Smack dat 07-02-2019 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22494397)
I thought you were gonna be a cosmonaut

No, I am going to space. It doesn't mean I am a cosmonaut.
It's for science.

crockett 07-02-2019 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 22494399)
No, I am going to space. It doesn't mean I am a cosmonaut.
It's for science.

Is this you?



https://s.hdnux.com/photos/67/47/06/.../3/920x920.jpg

Smack dat 07-03-2019 03:22 AM

No, that looks like my uncle.

adultinnovation 07-03-2019 03:25 AM

I found a $10 bill once

Struggle4Bucks 07-03-2019 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 22490125)
I will be looking for the Nazi Gold and some stuff from Sir Francis Drake.

Plus some other old stuff.

I could do with some funding. So if anyone wants to help out we can arrange a 10% ROI (once the treasures are located and sold).

I hope you know that the nazis never occupied America...

brassmonkey 07-03-2019 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by adultinnovation (Post 22494731)
I found a $10 bill once

i found a 3 carat diamond ring. my mom made me turn it in

crockett 07-03-2019 11:56 AM

Fun fact, I actually have treasure hunted. I worked on a treasure hunters boat in the Bahamas for a short time after I graduated high school. Some of the stuff we brought up is in one of the late Mel Fisher's museums.

Granted we didn't find actual treasure at that time, well at least not what is considered treasure.. We did find several copper ingots that back in those times was considered treasure but in today's times it was just giant pennies with historical value.

We did bring up several cannons and various, swords even crossbows and other general items which isn't all that rare but we did find the most complete intact Spanish helmet that had ever been found in the "New World'..

Anyway this was the page on Mel Fisher's site but seems the link is now dead and all that's left is the cached link it seems..

Mel Fisher Maritime Heritage Society and Museum in Key West, Florida

Smack dat 07-03-2019 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 22495078)
I hope you know that the nazis never occupied America...

The world is bigger than just America Comrade.

CurrentlySober 07-03-2019 12:43 PM

Just wanted to check - Party still on for this weekend yeah?

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-p...-baldwire.html

I've arranged transport to get me up to yours like we discussed. Just checking before I finalise arrangements and book my driver and nurse for the day... LMK yeah?

wehateporn 07-03-2019 03:33 PM

https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/ne...recambe-beach/

Smack dat 07-03-2019 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22495121)
Just wanted to check - Party still on for this weekend yeah?

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-p...-baldwire.html

I've arranged transport to get me up to yours like we discussed. Just checking before I finalise arrangements and book my driver and nurse for the day... LMK yeah?

Hi CS. Yeah it's looking like it will be a good turnout for the GFY gay party.
I have arranged a hot tub for you and your nurse in the corner as discussed.
Feel free to shit in the tub if you like, it's a rental and I don't care. There might be some folks joining you in it later if that's OK.
Looks like baldwire might try to gatecrash.I have had tip offs that he might turn up with Eric.

SilentKnight 07-03-2019 05:21 PM

I'm helping out the cause and providing a map to where the treasure is hidden.

Keep it to yourself...we don't want this going public - else they'll make a docu-drama on History channel and you'll get stuck in endless re-runs and cliff-hangar episodes.


https://www.prospectingaustralia.com...s_the_spot.jpg

Smack dat 07-03-2019 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 22495312)
I'm helping out the cause and providing a map to where the treasure is hidden.

Keep it to yourself...we don't want this going public - else they'll make a docu-drama on History channel and you'll get stuck in endless re-runs and cliff-hangar episodes.


https://www.prospectingaustralia.com...s_the_spot.jpg

Fucks sake Mr Knight, didn't I tell you to keep the map a secret and not share it with the entire internet.
I'm guessing the they call you 'silent' Knight tongue in cheek huh?

SilentKnight 07-03-2019 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 22495314)
Fucks sake Mr Knight, didn't I tell you to keep the map a secret and not share it with the entire internet.
I'm guessing the they call you 'silent' Knight tongue in cheek huh?

No worries.

I photoshop'd the X. It's actually on another island.

It's under Thurston Howell's bunk.

Smack dat 07-03-2019 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 22495319)
No worries.

I photoshop'd the X. It's actually on another island.

It's under Thurston Howell's bunk.

Well that's OK then.

shake 07-03-2019 07:31 PM

I be sending you 100k monies on epassporte

Smack dat 07-03-2019 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by shake (Post 22495369)
I be sending you 100k monies on epassporte

Hey shake, thanks for getting involved in this exciting project, your support is appreciated.

CurrentlySober 07-04-2019 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 22495305)
Hi CS. Yeah it's looking like it will be a good turnout for the GFY gay party.
I have arranged a hot tub for you and your nurse in the corner as discussed.
Feel free to shit in the tub if you like, it's a rental and I don't care. There might be some folks joining you in it later if that's OK.
Looks like baldwire might try to gatecrash.I have had tip offs that he might turn up with Eric.

Nice - All locked in then :)

See you at the weekend :thumbsup

VRPdommy 07-04-2019 04:46 AM

Brush-up on your history !
Modern TH is mostly research and history.


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