When you visit a public restroom because you need a wee, and it's completely empty...
 

Do you simply go to the nearest urinal and use that, or do you prefer to go into a stall and shut door?

I personally like to take advantage of the freedom afforded by an empty facility and urinate all over the floor, along the hand basins and see how far I can get my stream up the wall...

But apparently, according to the police, I'm in the minority... :(

i am simple man, i simply go to the nearest urinal and use that.