i need a mentor
 

anyone willing to help me out

I need a mentos - my breath stinks

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I can teach you how to dance.

cool, never thinked than a monkey could do the moonwalk danse :Graucho

Just remember NOT to ask for make-up tips while you're having the dancing lesson!

:(

in particular if any brisbane ppl would be good enough to help us out it would be appreciated

I'll teach you how to get all your sponsors to pay you on time.

:1orglaugh

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hahaha

I'll be your mentor. Got any oil ? I can teach you how to bait and switch like a mofo.

The guy over there at Pease - a woman actually - she said something about a country-western song about the train, a light at the end of the tunnel... I only hope it's not a train coming the other way. Well, I said to her, well, I'm a country music fan. I love it, always have. Doesn't fit the mold of some of the columnists, I might add, but nevertheless - of what they think I ought to fit in, but I love it. You should have been with me at the c.m.a. awards at Nashville. But nevertheless, I said to them there's another one that the Nitty Ditty Nitty Gritty Great Bird - and it says if you want to see a rainbow you've got to stand a little rain. We've had a little rain. New Hampshire has had too much rain.

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What kind of person lets a monkey behind the wheel of his truck?

the people that woted for him :thumbsup

Mach waht you need?

What are you doing. What do you want to do?
What do you have to offer in return for help? Money? Content? Traffic? Tits? Ass?

I do everything for you if you give me a good Chick that gives blowjob like Candy :winkwink:

Mach ones again....what do you need?

What's in it for me? If I show you how to make money, I'm making my piece of the pie smaller. I fail to see why I should do that.

I charge $1,000 per day to tutor people. That's 8 hours of one-on-one time on phone or in person (travel at your expense).

I won't bullshit you, for that money you get exactly what I do, why I do it, etc. You can have any scripts I run at no extra charge if you think they will help you.

I can explain it to ya, but I can't understand it for ya. That's your job.

My areas of expertise are website usability, search engine ranking, and traffic trade management. I also know a lot about affil proggy management but I don't consider myself expert at that since I prefer to trade traffic than pay affiliates.

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you must give great head to charge a grand a day:1orglaugh

Hell, he can go to Harvard and learn for less than that.