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HairyChick 06-05-2019 09:12 PM

My ER Visit & Naked Man
 
Last Sunday afternoon I went by ambulance to the ER. It was quiet and I asked where everyone was today. They said nice weather and the other hospitals were more modern. I just laughed and enjoyed the quiet.

An hour later, I hear yelling. “Get your finger out of my face.” “Can I put it in your ass?” More yelling and my curtain opens up for the nurse. I see a naked guy in handcuffs being lead away by police. I made a joke and said something about his package. “Small delivery” she said and we laughed so much.

He was charged with disorderly conduct. He came to the ER because he broke his finger trying to steal a car.

Four hours later I went home by ambulance. Driver went to the wrong house.... mine is yellow but he went to a red house. Fun night.

(Worst thing was medical history. I said 1989 for surgery from detached retina and they needed the month. Like that matters???)

Google Expert 06-06-2019 12:09 AM

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rowan 06-06-2019 05:19 AM

I want to know how the guy went from breaking into a car to being naked in a hospital and screaming about digital penetration.

escorpio 06-06-2019 05:23 AM

Sorry for partying.

OldJeff 06-06-2019 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 22481076)
I want to know how the guy went from breaking into a car to being naked in a hospital and screaming about digital penetration.

What he said

brassmonkey 06-06-2019 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 22481076)
I want to know how the guy went from breaking into a car to being naked in a hospital and screaming about digital penetration.

when people are high on drugs they can get a feeling of being hot. they take off their clothes. mainly pcp

CurrentlySober 06-06-2019 06:49 AM

i cunt a4d a naked man... :(

HairyChick 06-06-2019 06:57 PM

I’m assuming that he was high. He broke his finger breaking into a car. He waved that finger in someone’s face. He then offered to digitally penetrate the person. He was naked and they didn’t loan him a gown. He wasn’t excited when I saw him, or saw it.

This was before my nurse argued with the ER nurse. So it was funny to see a naked handcuffed guy and hear someone tell him off.

The place had been so quiet that it was eerie.


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