Describe Your Perfect Partner By Body Description

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  • HairyChick
    Slowly dying
    • Sep 2012
    • 3091

    #1

    Describe Your Perfect Partner By Body Description

    WANTS:

    Male
    Over 5’3”
    Dark hair
    Hairy as a gorilla, especially the chest and groin
    At least twenty pounds overweight
    Circumcised
    Average cock size and up to eight inches
    Mustache and/or beard welcome

    DISLIKES:

    Shaved anything but head is okay
    Very thin
    Uncircumcised
    Unflossed teeth
    Unclean anything, especially butts, hands, teeth and hair

    DOESN’T MATTER:

    Skin color
    Religion but not overzealous (relates to body as in always praying on your knees)
    Cock size or small size isn’t a deal breaker
    Overweight unless you can’t get out of bed

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    I had a discussion about this with my doctor today. She has a picture of her husband with his hairy chest exposed. Balding, of course, as hairy men are genetically programmed by testosterone to develop, and a nice smile. I spoke about the bald head/hairy chest attractions and went on from there.

    I figured I’d ask here since most active posters are men. I’m curious if anyone will admit to likings small breasts as opposed to huge breasts. And will women give the expected answer as in big cocks.

    If you’re bisexual, please include both sexes

    If non-sexual, why aren’t you attracted to either gender? Clinical explanations excluded, just tell us why you think you’re sexless.
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    Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94138

    #2
    That changes everyday of the week, my libido is pretty plastic.

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    • Her-Sson
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2016
      • 143

      #3
      Do you think body type really important ?

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      • escorpio
        doesn't fuck around.
        • Oct 2002
        • 23486

        #4
        A pulse and a vagina.
        Unvaxxed, still alive.

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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38995

          #5
          Originally posted by escorpio
          A pulse and a vagina.
          Ain't you the choosy type? I'd be happy with either...
          ️ ️

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          • The Truth Hurts
            Zph7YXfjMhg
            • Nov 2002
            • 15789

            #6
            I rarely look beyond the face (eyes in particular), unless there’s a huge distraction... like being wider than most doorways.

            also, not having a penis helps.

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            • Kittens
              👏 REVOLUTIONARY 👏
              • Jan 2016
              • 1440

              #7
              Everything she has.

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              • pimpmaster9000
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Dec 2011
                • 26730

                #8
                I like a nice crazy whore...just for fucking...I aint in to relationships...she can have a relationship with my dick....
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