If Harry Potters "House Elves" were a real thing, would you have one?
 

I probably would. Just some little dude lurking away in the background and cleaning up after me and making me food n stuff...

Problem is, I had better not get a female one though, cause knowing me, I'd probably just end up fucking it... :(

I'm surprised they don't have a new Harry Potter Movie out yet with a continuation at Hogwarts with Harry Potters Kid and all of the other characters Kids...

Just repeat the same thing with the next generation with a new story line and villain, Easy Money..

Why would you get an elf slave who doesn't want to be there, when you can go to a bondage site and get a willing female slave?

I would definitely be ok with having one. Or just living in Harry Potter's world in general :upsidedow