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05-05-2003 06:27 PM |
1. Weighs approximately the same as a frisbee and is capable of inverted flight thought it was never designed to fly at all. It just fucking does (only when u want it to, not like on it's own)
2. Max load cap (just guessing) approx 12 lbs.
3. Basic model comes in kit form and could be assembled by a 4 year old in maybe 5 minutes.
4. Capable of total stealth or total detectability for indefinite periods of time.
5. Can remain suspended indefinitely.
6. Capable of remaining inverted indefinitely.
7. Waterproof (guaranteed) down to at least 100m
8. Can survive and remain functional even if you drove a truck over it.
9. Capable of passing through any airport security technology without detection.
10. Could save you anywhere from the 19.95 you paid for it up to your life.. marriage.. home.
12. 100 percent Kid Safe. Let your kid piss all over it (not recommended for obvious reasons). It will not affect operation.
13. Every mother, father, man, woman, child, doctor. pilot, and total fucking idiot (saved a category just for me) could use one right now.
14. Can operate without power indefinitely.
15. May be reconfigured as many times as you wish but is not required.
16. Already capable of supporting over 10,000 (rough estimates) electronic devices without any perm. modificaitons.
17. Can be used as a weapon in case of emergency.
18. Comes in a 2 minute assembly kit form but we will custom build according to MILSPEC standards.
19. Will instantly solve a problem that has plagued hundreds of thousands of americans for years.
20. It can save lives and avoid costly mistakes.
21. It is equally useful at home, in the air, underwater or in the battlefield.
22. You can throw it away without thinking twice about it unless you don't have 19.95 for another one or a credit card.
23. It is capable of disappearing without leaving any trace as to what it was or what it's intended purpose was.
24. It is capable of self illumination without a power source.
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