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Matt 26z 04-27-2019 01:56 AM

Just got slammed into by a semi tonight and lucky to be alive
 

adultinnovation 04-27-2019 02:18 AM

You sound like a Stuttering Beta Phaggot. You phaggot.

I really need to leave these worthless shithole beta phaggot loser filled forums.

Seey'a. Broke ass porn losers.

sonofsam 04-27-2019 02:36 AM

My god you sound like a fucking pussy “can you guys go back to your vehicle please I don’t know you I don’t feel comfortable”

BaldBastard 04-27-2019 05:34 AM

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi4...=dd&shelf_id=0

If that's truly your tube channel then you really need to reach out for mental health help.

Ferus 04-27-2019 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 22459749)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi4...=dd&shelf_id=0

If that's truly your tube channel then you really need to reach out for mental health help.

I honestly think this is exactly how I thought Matt 26z's Youtube channel would be.

BaldBastard 04-27-2019 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 22459756)
I honestly think this is exactly how I thought Matt 26z's Youtube channel would be.

Despite what we think board wise the owner of that channel appears to of lost everything in the past few hours, so I hope he's ok, recovers, gets help and come backs to annoy us with his lunatic ways.

Grapesoda 04-27-2019 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 22459710)

was it corkit?

onwebcam 04-27-2019 07:43 AM

The funniest part is Mohammad trying to remember which name to use

King Mark 04-27-2019 08:15 AM

That ain't him. From what I remember, dude too pussy to leave his house and just sits around calling cops on people he sees outside his window all day to brag about it on gfy.

BaldBastard 04-27-2019 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye (Post 22459806)
That ain't him. From what I remember, dude too pussy to leave his house and just sits around calling cops on people he sees outside his window all day to brag about it on gfy.

I think the house is something he lost and now lives in a truck that looks like it was brought after 10 landscapers had traded it, what's immediately obvious from all videos is he's need a hand washing facility.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXAZSVGxr9w

.. homeless, mental health issues

this ones a classic meltdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEhrTtkj5GQ

Seems from the vids he threatens to call the cops daily on people when he's not playing with his RC cars or riding his kid bike.

crockett 04-27-2019 09:00 AM

I guess your garage sale days are over...


WTF did I even watch..

onwebcam 04-27-2019 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22459828)
I guess your garage sale days are over...


WTF did I even watch..

Yourself?

crockett 04-27-2019 09:14 AM

Sorry Matt.. but after a few vids I can tell it's not you. That guy is clearly better at running a flea market business than you would ever be. Also the lack of Trump supporter bumper stickers on the truck is dead give away..

If it's you, then post a video in your speedo saying MAGA otherwise we all know it's not you. He is much smarter than you are...

I think Matt is trying to pass off DVtimes hard work as his own..

Bladewire 04-27-2019 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 22459765)
Despite what we think board wise the owner of that channel appears to of lost everything in the past few hours, so I hope he's ok, recovers, gets help and come backs to annoy us with his lunatic ways.

It's not Matt 26z

Matt 26z is a foreigner pretending to be American online.

The guy in the video doesn't have Trump stickers in the back of his car, just a flag sticker & no smoking sticker.

The guy in the video is polite. Matt 26z is a raging beta asshole that regularly gets beat up.

The guy in the video owns a car, knows about cars and how they work. Matt 26z doesn't own a vehicle, uses public transportation and wouldn't know the difference between a drive shaft & gear box.

Matt 26z is just reading the thread laughing watching people actually responding to one of his threads for once.

RedFred 04-27-2019 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye (Post 22459806)
That ain't him. From what I remember, dude too pussy to leave his house and just sits around calling cops on people he sees outside his window all day to brag about it on gfy.

Give him a little credit, he was able to step outside his house for this pic...


https://s.hdnux.com/photos/22/36/70/.../3/920x920.jpg

OneHungLo 04-27-2019 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 22459830)
Yourself?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

HairyChick 04-27-2019 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22459835)
It's not Matt 26z

The guy in the video is polite. Matt 26z is a raging beta asshole that regularly gets beat up.

Usually I don’t see his posts but decided to see it.

I disagree because most assholes here, in real life, are polite and soft-spoken. Don’t swear, use bad words or get angry.

Then, they come here and are complete morons and assholes behind the screen. Words not used in real life are used here. They act like big players, big shots and part of the elite. Errr, 3l33t.

If the Matt here were the same in real life, he’d not have said please. “Move assholes” and “get the fuck away from my truck” would have been heard. The police would have been called if he could afford a cellphone.

He’d not have admitted going to the flea market. He needs weekly food money so trolls Alabama neighborhoods on trash days for flea market products.

Real webmasters and producers work on the Internet, not flea markets selling dollar necklaces and fake collectible crap.

ghjghj 04-28-2019 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns (Post 22460058)
Words not used in real life are used here.

https://github.com/gnutls/gnutls

Bladewire 04-29-2019 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns (Post 22460058)
Usually I don’t see his posts but decided to see it.

I disagree because most assholes here, in real life, are polite and soft-spoken. Don’t swear, use bad words or get angry.

Then, they come here and are complete morons and assholes behind the screen. Words not used in real life are used here. They act like big players, big shots and part of the elite. Errr, 3l33t.

If the Matt here were the same in real life, he’d not have said please. “Move assholes” and “get the fuck away from my truck” would have been heard. The police would have been called if he could afford a cellphone.

He’d not have admitted going to the flea market. He needs weekly food money so trolls Alabama neighborhoods on trash days for flea market products.

Real webmasters and producers work on the Internet, not flea markets selling dollar necklaces and fake collectible crap.

Good point :thumbsup

Whether or not Matt 26z is really the guy on the YouTube channel ( Alex Eaton ), Alex is interesting, and Matt 26z is not, so Matt 26z is not Alex Eaton.

Alex Eaton was in the paper 2 years ago for swimming across Lake Eufaula in Oklahoma. It was his goal for his birthday and he did it.


In the article he explains that he has Asperger's syndrome and he's been a long-distance swimmer for the last 7 years.

"“I has Asperger Syndrome, which is a form of autism,” he said. “It just means I need to stay more physically active than most people. So, I swim.”

Pushing his body to its physical limits helps Eaton calm his mind and focus on daily tasks.

“My mind wanders, I can’t focus or function sometimes,” he said. “But swimming helps calm me, helps me focus and feel better,” he said."

You can tell in his latest YouTube videos that it's the same person as in the article.

Here you see him doing sit-ups and you can tell it's the same body/chest as in the pic above. not to mention that he's wearing a speedo which is what a swimmer would wear.


Here you can see him eating and you can tell it's the same face, same lips, damr marks on the face, same eybrows, just a couple years older with longer hair and looking a bit more tired. he said in his video yesterday that he has slept for two days.

My guess is that him having Asperger's and being rear-ended by the truck is difficult for him to process. He's been saying the videos that he keeps thinking about the accident.


escorpio 04-29-2019 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by adultinnovation (Post 22459715)
You sound like a Stuttering Beta Phaggot. You phaggot.

I really need to leave these worthless shithole beta phaggot loser filled forums.

Seey'a. Broke ass porn losers.

Do you post on the DBMB? "Phaggot" is our word.

escorpio 04-29-2019 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22460865)
That's right, own your "manpussy" "Phaggot":evil-laug

^^^
actual phaggot

Bladewire 04-29-2019 03:39 PM


crockett 04-29-2019 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22460660)
Good point :thumbsup

Whether or not Matt 26z is really the guy on the YouTube channel ( Alex Eaton ), Alex is interesting, and Matt 26z is not, so Matt 26z is not Alex Eaton.

Alex Eaton was in the paper 2 years ago for swimming across Lake Eufaula in Oklahoma. It was his goal for his birthday and he did it.


In the article he explains that he has Asperger's syndrome and he's been a long-distance swimmer for the last 7 years.

"“I has Asperger Syndrome, which is a form of autism,” he said. “It just means I need to stay more physically active than most people. So, I swim.”

Pushing his body to its physical limits helps Eaton calm his mind and focus on daily tasks.

“My mind wanders, I can’t focus or function sometimes,” he said. “But swimming helps calm me, helps me focus and feel better,” he said."

You can tell in his latest YouTube videos that it's the same person as in the article.

Here you see him doing sit-ups and you can tell it's the same body/chest as in the pic above. not to mention that he's wearing a speedo which is what a swimmer would wear.


Here you can see him eating and you can tell it's the same face, same lips, damr marks on the face, same eybrows, just a couple years older with longer hair and looking a bit more tired. he said in his video yesterday that he has slept for two days.

My guess is that him having Asperger's and being rear-ended by the truck is difficult for him to process. He's been saying the videos that he keeps thinking about the accident.



That's actually pretty cool of the dude to go out and actually do something he always wanted to do. Seems he's gone down hill a bit since he swam across the lake. Maybe he needs to get out there swimming more often.. He looked pretty normal in that 1st picture.

Bladewire 04-29-2019 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22460895)
That's actually pretty cool of the dude to go out and actually do something he always wanted to do. Seems he's gone down hill a bit since he swam across the lake. Maybe he needs to get out there swimming more often.. He looked pretty normal in that 1st picture.

Yeah he's having a great time meeting people and doing stuff and sharing different places he's going to.

He's travelled from Florida up north and he's in Georgia now. Maybe he's on his way to Oklahoma to swim across that lake again?

pimpmaster9000 04-29-2019 03:59 PM

It was probably a truck full of dildos that went up OPs ass...

imabro 04-29-2019 04:48 PM

We're not.

HairyChick 04-29-2019 05:53 PM

When I looked at the post, the first thing I saw was SIMI. I’m wondering what it is; did he mean Siri and why is Siri hitting him in the ass. I expected a video of a broken taillight or smashed bumper. I gave up after miles of whining about flea markets and polite conversation with himself.

Then I began thinking and typed how I felt.

People with Asperberger Syndrome are on the autism spectrum. Only certain aspects of autism are there but not full autism. The common cold versus the flu.

There’s a great show on Netflix that deals with this but the name escapes me. The star writes it and lives it.

Diomed 04-29-2019 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22460904)
It was probably a truck full of dildos that went up OPs ass...

WWell at least your consistent :2 cents:

Bladewire 04-30-2019 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22460895)
That's actually pretty cool of the dude to go out and actually do something he always wanted to do. Seems he's gone down hill a bit since he swam across the lake. Maybe he needs to get out there swimming more often.. He looked pretty normal in that 1st picture.

Uh oh!

He's talking about chem trails now :helpme




Bladewire 05-01-2019 10:32 AM

He's mad that a guy is leaning on his towbar and honks his horn to make him stop




Bladewire 05-03-2019 07:47 AM

He made a video for currently sober 💩




Matt 26z 05-03-2019 04:52 PM

Jump to 3:50 for more Currently Sober approved insanity


pimpmaster9000 05-03-2019 05:00 PM

I bet OP would enjoy a dildo shot up his ass by a crossbow...

crockett 05-03-2019 05:24 PM

Im still waiting for the MAGA sign in the Speedo OP...

Bladewire 05-03-2019 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22463501)
Im still waiting for the MAGA sign in the Speedo OP...

Have you noticed he's posted like two or three videos of him eating in the store as he "shops"?

But he doesn't have any groceries in his cart he has what he's eating. I'm wondering if that's how he feeds himself is by stealing from the grocery store and eating while he pretends to shop with no groceries in his cart. Is that a common successful way of stealing from a store?

Bladewire 05-05-2019 08:27 AM

Here's one for Currently Sober ( poo related )




Bladewire 05-10-2019 08:54 AM

Eating food in Walmart again 🤣




Bladewire 06-06-2019 10:42 AM





Bladewire 06-22-2019 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22460660)
Good point :thumbsup

Whether or not Matt 26z is really the guy on the YouTube channel ( Alex Eaton ), Alex is interesting, and Matt 26z is not, so Matt 26z is not Alex Eaton.

Alex Eaton was in the paper 2 years ago for swimming across Lake Eufaula in Oklahoma. It was his goal for his birthday and he did it.


In the article he explains that he has Asperger's syndrome and he's been a long-distance swimmer for the last 7 years.

"“I has Asperger Syndrome, which is a form of autism,” he said. “It just means I need to stay more physically active than most people. So, I swim.”

Pushing his body to its physical limits helps Eaton calm his mind and focus on daily tasks.

“My mind wanders, I can’t focus or function sometimes,” he said. “But swimming helps calm me, helps me focus and feel better,” he said."

He's back to swim again this July 13th!






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