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Smack dat 04-21-2019 01:30 PM

I just got slapped by my new husband at our wedding. What should I do?
 
I am close to tears, really I am. I can not tell you how angry I am although of course I can not as that would be an insult to my husband.
I don't know if you have seen the video being shared around social media but it's a video of my husband and I on our wedding day. We are doing the traditional cake eating thing and I make a joke. It's so simple it sounds stupid to write it but he went to bite the cake and I moved it away so he couldn't. I thought I was being cute and funny..

My husband ( we had been married less than 25 minutes ) at this point smacked me so hard across the cheek. It really hurt but I am thankful he did because I know he did it so I show him respect.

Anyway, although I now understand why he did it, at the time I was a bit shocked and can you believe no one stood up and helped. Not my father, uncles, brothers or my sons.

So now, I wonder what I should do. I am sitting here all alone on my wedding night in this empty house.

astronaut x 04-21-2019 01:38 PM

I assumed you had a vagina.

CurrentlySober 04-21-2019 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 22456416)
I wonder what I should do. I am sitting here all alone on my wedding night in this empty house.

Take the opperpoonity to take a shit in your wedding dress... It probably your last chance for fun :thumbsup

NewNick 04-21-2019 02:37 PM

It was a Christian wedding you fucking dullard.

Smack dat 04-22-2019 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by NewNick (Post 22456445)
It was a Christian wedding you fucking dullard.

Did I infer it was or wasn't?

BaldBastard 04-22-2019 05:27 AM

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...reception.html

Why did guests at this wedding do nothing but leave the bride alone to be shot by her new husband? Are all American Christians like this? Why do acts like this always happen with White ethnics? Is it a gene problem for low IQ whities or just some have eastern euro genes?

And tell me when ever wives or kids that have been murdered and the husband starts pleading on media, to find the culprits

… How many years is it since you stopped listening to the husbands spin?


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