What's your guilty, yet irresistible, secret pleasure?
 

Personally, I've got loads... For example, once a year at Easter they have Cadburys mini eggs in the shops... I just can't help myself from eating some, even though they are high in Sugar, and I'm a diabetic... :helpme

When it comes to TV, its 'Judge Judy'... If I see she's on as Im channel surfing, I just can't resist flipping over to her to see what she's up to...

Likewise, if I'm using a public toilet, and the urinal is backed up to overflowing, basically full of other peoples piss, I just can't resist swilling the end of my dick around in it, and then pretending that I'm a deep sea diver, taking a piss 'Underwater'...

Well, those are just a few examples, which are all pretty normal, but how about YOU? What's your guilty secret? Anything a bit weird? Why not share :upsidedow

You really into shit like that? Or you just really good at playing the part?

It takes a special kind of mind to come up with this SHIT…

LOL.

Not sure what you mean? I can post a pic of my medication to prove that I'm diabetic along with an empty packet of eggs if you like, and yes, I really do enjoy the wisdom of Judge Judith Sheindlin... :2 cents:

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See ???

I ask random women on the street to suck my dick in french (“Mets ta langue . . . sur ma bite?”) as if I was asking for directions. I just get a pretty pathetic kick out of that.

Heroin. And salt water taffy. I love salt water taffy.

i like exotic teas...they are hit or miss but my favorites are:

jasmine phoenix dragon pearls
gunpowder temple of heaven
ti kuan yin-the iron goddess of mercy

I must admit that I ordered these just because of their names but they turned out good...I tried ordering exotic coffees as well but all coffee tastes the same to me...so I am a tea aficionado now and have a collection of 20+ teas...not bad at all :pimp

chain cock smoker, I put some honey in the tea as well...I have a thermos that I use to carry the tea with me...I am a tea aficionado and shit...manly as fuck...

you = dirty hippie :1orglaugh

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And your forehead is a well known resting place for my nut sack...they should pay rent IRL...

Yep! Alex is a hippie :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

trolling red hats.. They are so easy to confuse and agitate.. You push a button and they go on for hours.

You'd like that, wouldn't you? Here's your tea cup, hippie! :rainfro

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My guilty pleasure is crotch watching.

Sometimes I like the crotch watch and see what kind of bulge guys passing by have. I don't constantly do it but it is a guilty pleasure I partake in now and then.

I could drink tea from a pink cup and I would still emit 1000x more testosterone than your entire family tree combined...now go hoover some penis...

I like sugar powered buns, it's highly addicting.

I'm trying to cut down on sugary things and carbs in general, not because I need to but because those are what cause a lot of health issues as you get older.

But...we have a chain of bakers in the UK called Greggs, and I find it hard to pass one without going in.

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I can't find a decent picture of all the things they sell in there, that's the closest. Their coffee is shit but it doesn't matter when they sell you any cake for another 40p.

I like going to Russian grocery stores, because the lighting in them is awesome.

crucifissio and Blaidwire enjoying some tea and gay porn after a day of crotch watching.

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so not into tv or food but this:





this is still a secret right? =)

He's honest. And he's currently sober too! :pimp

i am into pussy licking.

Forgot to add: crazy girls.

I like to smell dirty panties ... :winkwink:

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