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Sarn 04-17-2019 08:42 AM

Russia nuclear warning: Satan 2 missile that can destroy size of ENGLAND close to launch
 
Russia nuclear warning: Satan 2 missile that can destroy size of ENGLAND close to launch

Vladimir Putin is warning the West that the biggest beast in his fearsome military arsenal – known as Satan-2 – is close to deployment. Other deadly new-generation weapons – the Kinzhal hypersonic missile and the Peresvet laser system – have been put on “combat duty” already, he claimed.

“The final tests involving the Sarmat intercontinental ballistic missile have been a success,” he said, according to the Kremlin’s official translation. The Sarmat – known in the West as Satan-2 – is seen as Russia's most powerful nuclear-capable intercontinental ballistic missile. Initial Russian news reports of Putin’s words at a promotion and awards ceremony for senior officers translated him as saying final tests of the missile were “proceeding successfully”. This is reflected by Putin’s words on video.

Moscow says Satan-2 can evade the United States’ defence shield and is capable of destroying an area the size of England and Wales — or Texas.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world...ic-missile-USA

Putin and Kim Jong Un to hold FIRST EVER summit as North Korea and Russia meet in China
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world...a-nuclear-talk

wehateporn 04-17-2019 08:43 AM

I can't blame them for creating this stuff, given the psychopaths they are up against

Bladewire 04-17-2019 08:59 AM


ilnjscb 04-17-2019 09:06 AM

The last time I met with a group of Russians was April of last year in Europe. They seemed like good people, but you can tell that the country is chaotic right now. They have that sort of defensive eastern european posturing arrogance as a thin cover over deep insecurity. BUT ... some of them are genuinely nice, which augers well for the country. Putin is a far-seer and is playing a long game, which is funny, because he's mortal like anyone else. I wonder what his scientists are telling him.

Rochard 04-17-2019 09:11 AM

Why would anyone make such a threat?

adultinnovation 04-17-2019 09:12 AM

Nothing can destroy an area the size of England or Texas..

Other than an Asteroid the size of MT Everest.

Bladewire 04-17-2019 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 22453870)
The last time I met with a group of Russians was April of last year in Europe. They seemed like good people, but you can tell that the country is chaotic right now. They have that sort of defensive eastern european posturing arrogance as a thin cover over deep insecurity. BUT ... some of them are genuinely nice, which augers well for the country. Putin is a far-seer and is playing a long game, which is funny, because he's mortal like anyone else. I wonder what his scientists are telling him.

I've met a lot of Russians in real life. All of them were really good people. A couple we're cool. All of them did great business I never got fucked over. The models that I've shot that are Russian are great I'm shooting one again next week or the week after. They thanked God they were able to get out of Russia and said they would never go back unless they had to. These are Russians I've met over the last 20 years in Australia when I lived there and here in America.

The Russians I've encountered online have been complete arrogant hateful assholes.

This tells me that the people of Russia are good people just like Americans but unlike Americans the people living in Russia would rather be living somewhere else. And living there makes some very resentful negative and hateful while they're there.

thommy 04-17-2019 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22453872)
Why would anyone make such a threat?

when you live in a shithole country and can not make it any better - the only hope is trying to make the rest of the world a shithole too.

I am not sure if he wants to scare us or wants to make us laugh.
i am pretty sure he does not know either.

pimpmaster9000 04-17-2019 09:30 AM

this is great news indeed...the invaders will not stop until somebody stops them and for now at least russia and china are safe from invaders...I am hoping other countries follow suit and nuke/bacteria up ASAP...only a dumb cocksucker fights with bows and arrows and bullets etc....

CaptainHowdy 04-17-2019 09:32 AM

Only brits can outdrink russians. Therein lies the conflict.

King Mark 04-17-2019 09:32 AM

Lol, they trolling with that name "Satan"

They know, no matter what they do, it will be somebody elses fault.

just a punk 04-17-2019 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22453872)
Why would anyone make such a threat?

Maybe because the man is lunatic? The truth is much simpler. Putin just like Kim Jong-un plays on public. The guys that are unable to control the economics in their countries always play on public to get an attention. There is a special definition for that in your language.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Eye (Post 22453888)
Lol, they trolling with that name "Satan"

Actually the Russian name is R-36M "Voevoda" (General). SS-18 "Satan" is a name given to it by NATO. I'm talking about the first generation of the ICBM which is currently in service.

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Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22453854)
Russia nuclear warning: Satan 2 missile that can destroy size of ENGLAND close to launch

All their children (including the Putin's daughter) live on the West. So who will bomb them?

As about Satan 2, so it will take many-many years till it will be complete, tested and ready to take off.

Bladewire 04-17-2019 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22453884)
this is great news indeed...the invaders will not stop until somebody stops them and for now at least russia and china are safe from invaders...I am hoping other countries follow suit and nuke/bacteria up ASAP...only a dumb cocksucker fights with bows and arrows and bullets etc....

Your life is so low quality that you would rather live in a post-apocalyptic world. I feel just a little sad for you :sadcrying

crockett 04-17-2019 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 22453856)
I can't blame them for creating this stuff, given the psychopaths they are up against

Yes who the fuck knows when Trump will have a twitter tantrum and try to launch nukes.. Amazing you finally came to your senses Russian troll..

crockett 04-17-2019 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22453872)
Why would anyone make such a threat?

Because Russians have little peepees..

brassmonkey 04-17-2019 10:00 AM

is he that stupid??? when you make a threat of nuclear attacks you are threatening the whole planet! if true his time as a leader is numbered. :2 cents::2 cents:

just a punk 04-17-2019 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22453900)
Because Russians have little peepees..

About the same size (5.2") as American ones (5.1"), actually :winkwink:

https://cdn.lolwot.com/wp-content/up...is-sizes-1.jpg

Bladewire 04-17-2019 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22453902)
About the same size (5.2") as American ones (5.1"), actually :winkwink:

Putin lies about everything the last thing he'd tell the truth about is Russians statistically small penises he gave false data. Putin tried cheating the Olympics with steroids for all of his athlete's everything about your fearless midget leader is false other than he likes to taste little blond boys like hitler did :1orglaugh:1orglaugh




brassmonkey 04-17-2019 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22453902)
About the same size (5.2") as American ones (5.1"), actually :winkwink:

https://cdn.lolwot.com/wp-content/up...is-sizes-1.jpg

a fucking chart! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 04-17-2019 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22453902)
About the same size (5.2") as American ones (5.1"), actually :winkwink:

https://cdn.lolwot.com/wp-content/up...is-sizes-1.jpg

I’m half bolivian btw . . .

pimpmaster9000 04-17-2019 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22453895)
Your life is so low quality that you would rather live in a post-apocalyptic world. I feel just a little sad for you :sadcrying

no invader...you guys would rather live in a post apocalyptic world then leave the world alone...our only chance to be free from you is to nuke up...sucks but it is what it is...american brain wash nationalism is too far gone for americans ever to change so I guess it is up to us to find effective ways to keep you away...

pimpmaster9000 04-17-2019 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22453908)
Putin lies about everything the last thing he'd tell the truth about is Russians statistically small penises he gave false data. Putin tried cheating the Olympics with steroids for all of his athlete's everything about your fearless midget leader is false other than he likes to taste little blond boys like hitler did :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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all pro athletes dope...stop being a faggot btw...

RedFred 04-17-2019 11:00 AM

This is what happens when the leader of the most powerful country on the planet is a Putin puppet. Trump wouldn't do a thing if Russia decided to invade all of Europe, he probably would help him.

Rochard 04-17-2019 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22453879)
I've met a lot of Russians in real life. All of them were really good people. A couple we're cool. All of them did great business I never got fucked over. The models that I've shot that are Russian are great I'm shooting one again next week or the week after. They thanked God they were able to get out of Russia and said they would never go back unless they had to. These are Russians I've met over the last 20 years in Australia when I lived there and here in America.

The Russians I've encountered online have been complete arrogant hateful assholes.

This tells me that the people of Russia are good people just like Americans but unlike Americans the people living in Russia would rather be living somewhere else. And living there makes some very resentful negative and hateful while they're there.

When I worked for Dating Factory they had an office in Ukraine, and I became good friends with all of them. They are no different than us. They want the same exact things - a job, a house, a family, kids, a car, an occasional vacation...

brassmonkey 04-17-2019 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22453958)
When I worked for Dating Factory they had an office in Ukraine, and I became good friends with all of them. They are no different than us. They want the same exact things - a job, a house, a family, kids, a car, an occasional vacation...

duh!!! they are human beings

just a punk 04-17-2019 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22453961)
duh!!! they are human beings

No, we are not. We are da Evil Empire :mad:



https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6HLkqERveB4/maxresdefault.jpg

Struggle4Bucks 04-17-2019 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22453958)
They want the same exact things - a job, a house, a family, kids, a car, an occasional vacation...

no pizza?

Bladewire 04-17-2019 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22453924)
...stop being a faggot btw...

You're the faggot no straight man poses like this for photos and the "thumbsup" is a sign in the Gay world telling other people you're Gay everyone knows that :thumbsup

Sarn 04-17-2019 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22453872)
Why would anyone make such a threat?



Bladewire 04-17-2019 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22453972)

Your post has nothing to do with the post you are replying to.

Putin is threatening to send a nuclear bomb to blow up the West.

The guy in the video you posted is responding to a threat, not initiating a threat like Putin.

Why is it so difficult for people to tell the truth? You know you're on the wrong side of history when lies are all you have and the truth is like Kryptonite to you.

Bladewire 04-17-2019 12:25 PM


Putin is just a cowardly russian hate troll that hires other russian hate trolls to post online pretending to be other people from other countries in support of hate trolls like Trump that putin supports in other countries. Until Putin proves that his fake missile can evade American anti-missile technology but no one's going to believe his shit. And you'll never prove it because it's not reality.

SilentKnight 04-17-2019 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22453887)
Only brits can outdrink russians. Therein lies the conflict.

Obviously you've never met someone who's half Irish and half Newfie.

Sarn 04-17-2019 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22453981)
Putin is just a cowardly russian hate troll that hires other russian hate trolls to post online pretending to be other people from other countries in support of hate trolls like Trump that putin supports in other countries. Until Putin proves that his fake missile can evade American anti-missile technology but no one's going to believe his shit. And you'll never prove it because it's not reality.

Let's test :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bronco67 04-17-2019 01:22 PM

How many Russians does it take to throw it far enough to reach the United States?

Bladewire 04-17-2019 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22454019)
How many Russians does it take to throw it far enough to reach the United States?

You always make me laugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

SilentKnight 04-17-2019 01:38 PM


NatalieK 04-17-2019 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22453854)
[B]Russia nuclear warning:

meanwhile in countries not wanting to threaten and destroy this world...


https://www.theepochtimes.com/wildli...a_2873778.html

Torrevieja council distribute 10,000 paper bags - The Leader Newspaper

you can tell Putin to post this on his twitter...

https://scontent.falc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...20&oe=5D2F68C6


:thumbsup



hilarious it´s holy week and Russia feel it´s a great time to give this irrelevant information to the world... :2 cents:

just a punk 04-17-2019 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 22454041)
hilarious it´s holy week and Russia feel it´s a great time to give this irrelevant information to the world... :2 cents:

Putin is not Russia. PERIOD.

CaptainHowdy 04-17-2019 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 22454015)
Obviously you've never met someone who's half Irish and half Newfie.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh . . .

Sarn 04-17-2019 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 22454041)
meanwhile in countries not wanting to threaten and destroy this world...
https://www.theepochtimes.com/wildli...a_2873778.html
Torrevieja council distribute 10,000 paper bags - The Leader Newspaper
you can tell Putin to post this on his twitter...
:thumbsup
hilarious it´s holy week and Russia feel it´s a great time to give this irrelevant information to the world... :2 cents:

meanwhile in Russia

Joseph Stalin’s approval rating hits historic high – poll
https://www.rt.com/russia/456690-sta...toric-maximum/



:1orglaugh

Sarn 04-17-2019 05:14 PM

World War 3: US could LOSE a future war with Russia or China - SHOCK warning to Washington
THE US could lose a potential future war with Russia, China or other countries due to a loss in military advantage according to a new report delivered to the US Congress.

A report by the National Defence Strategy Commission warned the US military no longer has a global advantage and could lose the next conflict it is in. The report said: "The US military could suffer unacceptably high casualties and loss of major capital assets in its next conflict. “It might struggle to win, or perhaps lose, a war against China or Russia.”

It added that unless something is done quickly, then there could be “grave and lasting consequences.

The report also warned the threat existed for other countries beyond Russia and China and could include North Korea and Iran.

It said: "Those countries have developed more advanced weapons and creatively employed asymmetric tactics.”
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world...arn-new-report

SilentKnight 04-17-2019 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22454132)
World War 3: US could LOSE a future war with Russia or China - SHOCK warning to Washington
THE US could lose a potential future war with Russia, China or other countries due to a loss in military advantage according to a new report delivered to the US Congress.

A report by the National Defence Strategy Commission warned the US military no longer has a global advantage and could lose the next conflict it is in. The report said: "The US military could suffer unacceptably high casualties and loss of major capital assets in its next conflict. “It might struggle to win, or perhaps lose, a war against China or Russia.”

It added that unless something is done quickly, then there could be “grave and lasting consequences.

The report also warned the threat existed for other countries beyond Russia and China and could include North Korea and Iran.

It said: "Those countries have developed more advanced weapons and creatively employed asymmetric tactics.”
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world...arn-new-report

Exactly how is a winner and loser determined in a global thermonuclear war?

pimpmaster9000 04-18-2019 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 22454170)
Exactly how is a winner and loser determined in a global thermonuclear war?

taking the invader down with you is a stunning victory in a scenario where the oppressor can not afford to leave you alone and has an economy built around oppression and invasion...there is no goal more urgent to humanity than developing WMD to keep professional invaders away so that we do not have to spend money on catching up with professional invaders with conventional warfare like bows and arrows and guns that is a complete scam...also fuck all diplomacy where one side is much much stronger than the other..fuck this 1000x...we can talk when we have the "off" switch to life on earth...much more realistic negotiations :2 cents::2 cents:

I hope the scam of conventional warfare expires ASAP...

just a punk 04-18-2019 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 22454170)
Exactly how is a winner and loser determined in a global thermonuclear war?

I'm afraid to think about the time when weapon made by the mighty Soviet Union will become obsolete and be utilized (everything gets older). Because there was nothing done during the Putin's time.

New tanks just stuck:



Sukhoi Superjet 100 passenger aircraft abandoned in Europe:



Our space rockets start crashing (even those that were designed by Soviets, but assembled today):



etc...

As you can see, everything just EVERYTHING made by Putin's team doesn't work.

NatalieK 04-18-2019 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22454053)
Putin is not Russia. PERIOD.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22454072)
Joseph Stalin’s approval rating hits historic high – poll

my apologies, was like me saying America when Trump speaks! Probably most Americans now wouldn´t want such a dick as President!


Hope you both have a superb weekend and a lovely easter :thumbsup

MFCT 04-18-2019 03:31 AM

Only 2 things have prevented nuclear war up to this point. Now, for the first time in history, those 2 things are no longer relevant.

First thing is: mutual assured destruction. Russia's hundred-megaton nukes can rain down all over the USA before the launch codes for a counter-strike can be entered.

Second thing is: basic revulsion to doing such a horrible thing to humanity as nuking them. But consider this: how much revulsion could Russians feel about nuking a nation that practices infanticide? Quite the contrary, they may feel they're doing the world a favor.

If (and when) this happens, it won't be a war. It will be a one-sided annihilation. We're closer to that, and more ignorant to that fact, more now than ever.

But let's try not to think about whether its best to be at ground zero, or to be slowly starving/freezing to death. Let's keep beating that collusion horse instead, as we bury our heads in the sand. At least we have our priorities straight.

just a punk 04-18-2019 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFCT (Post 22454325)
Second thing is: basic revulsion to doing such a horrible thing to humanity as nuking them.

Actually it was a US idea to nuke Russia: Operation Dropshot - Wikipedia. BTW, Hiroshima and Nagasaki were a Truman's message to Stalin.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFCT (Post 22454325)
Quite the contrary, they may feel they're doing the world a favor.

Who are "they"?



^ That's man has died in poverty and obscurity (thanks to Putin) just a few years ago.

pimpmaster9000 04-18-2019 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22454329)
Actually it was a US idea to nuke Russia. Educate yourself please: Operation Dropshot - Wikipedia. FYI: Hirosima and Nagasaki was a Truman's message to Stalin.

.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Unthinkable

also the brits...you can never trust the west...

just a punk 04-18-2019 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22454335)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Unthinkable

also the brits...you can never trust the west...

Yep it was a Churchill's idea. He was a huge "friend" of Russia ;)

pimpmaster9000 04-18-2019 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22454338)
Yep it was a Churchill's idea. He was a huge "friend" of Russia ;)

nuking up...smartest thing the russians ever did...smart smart move...


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