Quick question for NON GAY people...
 

How many fingers can you fit up your bottom at the same time?

Asking for a friend...

i once tried, i could only put one.

I just rim myself . . .

Bump for a good question . . .

Gaaaaaaay!

One. Just one.

Never tried it, and somehow not going to. But judging be the poo diameter I would say 5 at least.

Not enough info.

Are you asking about fish fingers or human ones?

Or fingers of fudge?

(Only Brits will get that one!)

Few fingers but I particularly appreciate agile tongues ... :stoned

I was thinking chicken fingers ...

Two but I preferred toys as my short arms don’t let the fingers go far up.

How many can you get up there, CS? When the area is not full of poop, that is ...

Only eight fingers and two thumbs. Plus two of your mom's fingers so that makes ten fingers and two thumbs.

"A Finger Of Fudge Is Just Enough To Give Your Kids A Treat" - I always had good laugh at that advert...