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Mutt 05-04-2003 08:09 PM

For Guys Here Who Don't Work Out
 
what's the most amount of food/beverages from a fast food or takeout joint you've ever eaten? Name the place and the food consumed.

i.e. McDonalds - 4 Quarterpounders with Cheese, 2 large fries,24 McNuggets, 2 large Cokes

Also your personal record for beer consumption in one day/night.

Name the beer, the fluid volume of the bottle/cans/glasses

rooster 05-04-2003 08:11 PM

id have to say just two whoppers and order of fries. Ive eaten my fair share of fast food but never went on a major binge.

mastamindz 05-04-2003 08:11 PM

Im sitting here eating Fries and a couple fruit n yogurt parfaits

Lane 05-04-2003 08:15 PM

i've eaten near the point of exloding my stomach a few times.. but never at a fast food joint.

but i remember once at home i ate lots of spaghetti. One pack of spaghetti (whick makes like 4-6 servings) and sauce made with a bottle of tomato sauce and a pound of groundbeef.

and once i ate a 3lbs boneless steak with salad and some other shit. i was really full after that too.

and once on a training camp, i ate 2 footlongs and 2 packs of chips at subway every morning for 10 days straight.

Mutt 05-04-2003 08:16 PM

hmmmmm........lightweights so far!

i had a friend who was regular 4 quarterpounder guy, plus fries and 2 large softdrinks.

i don't think i've ever eaten that much anywhere. At one time i could eat a large pizza. But pizza is hard to gauge, one joint's large is another place's medium plus some places make super thin crust pizza that even a 110 pound chick could polish off by herself.

Brujah 05-04-2003 08:17 PM

10 white castle burgers ?

Mutt 05-04-2003 08:17 PM

there's a restaurant with HUGE steaks, i don't even know how big they are but i think they are so sure that 99% cannot finish one that they have a deal where if u eat it all u don't pay.

Peter Romero 05-04-2003 08:18 PM

I ate 13 Lobster Tails in Jamaica then I shot a Penthouse Layout the next day.

I used to drink 3-4 cases of beer a day... but now sober 14 yrs.

They had a sale @ McD's once... it was like 10 Cheeseburgers for $2 or something - I never ate there again unless I was desperate.

now you got me hungry... think i'll have some Ramen! NOT!

Peter Romero

Lane 05-04-2003 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
there's a restaurant with HUGE steaks, i don't even know how big they are but i think they are so sure that 99% cannot finish one that they have a deal where if u eat it all u don't pay.
they give you a 72oz steak.. if you can finish it, its free, otherwise $50.. i think only 1 in 7 who attempt it can actually do it..

Peter Romero 05-04-2003 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
there's a restaurant with HUGE steaks, i don't even know how big they are but i think they are so sure that 99% cannot finish one that they have a deal where if u eat it all u don't pay.
That's in El Dorado Hills near Sacrameto where I'm from... it's called... fuck! I cannot remember! I'll tell you later tonight after I talk to my Step Dad. We should go this Summer.

Peter Romero

xxxinnovations 05-04-2003 08:22 PM

i know a girl who downed a 15 inch dick... just swallowed it whole... shes a fucking star...

I don't think anyone can beat that?

Mutt 05-04-2003 08:23 PM

hey Peter :Graucho


i guess this steak deal is at alot of different steakhouses all over the country. guess it's impossible to copyright that kind of thing.

Mutt 05-04-2003 08:25 PM

wonder what the world record for semen consumption is?


might make a good XXX video.

Peter Romero 05-04-2003 08:28 PM

There is a girl I rep that shot for Hustler, Penthouse, Perfect 10, and a zillion other Mags that could eat more than I could when I weighed two fidy! Check out Nikita on my site www.sstm.net and see how small her stomach is. Amazing! Since I'm training now, I can only eat a bunch of small meals till right before or right after a race. Now I'm fuggin Hungry! Later.

booker 05-04-2003 08:35 PM

Let's see.. in one sitting I've had:

18 White Castles (outside of Detroit)

8x8 jungle style from In-N-Out w/ fries (Pasadena)

Somewhere in the neighborhood of 9lbs of King Crab legs (The Mirage, Las Vegas)

~60oz steak with potato and cole slaw (truckstop in Ohio on a bet from friends I was travelling with)

2.5 racks of pork ribs (Clem's, a fantastic hickory bbq near Pittsburgh)

Sometimes ya just gotta go overboard. haha

Peter Romero 05-04-2003 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by booker
Let's see.. in one sitting I've had:

18 White Castles (outside of Detroit)

8x8 jungle style from In-N-Out w/ fries (Pasadena)

Somewhere in the neighborhood of 9lbs of King Crab legs (The Mirage, Las Vegas)

~60oz steak with potato and cole slaw (truckstop in Ohio on a bet from friends I was travelling with)

2.5 racks of pork ribs (Clem's, a fantastic hickory bbq near Pittsburgh)

Sometimes ya just gotta go overboard. haha

Wow! I'm bowing out of this one!

KidCock 05-04-2003 08:50 PM

Well I'm not much for food but for alcohol consumption, I'd have to say the most I drank before passing out in one night was:

half bottle of Jack Daniels in 45 minutes
12 Coronas - another hour or so
dozen or so random shots - another 45 mins
20 or so shots of tequila straight, not sure on time cuz then I passed out =)

Mutt 05-04-2003 08:57 PM

wouldn't you be dead if you drank all that? i know there are factors such as a person's weight but alcohol is alcohol, a certain amount can kill you, and that sounds like more alcohol than a body can take over a short period of time.

i can't even fathom that. i'd be fast asleep after the Jack and the 12 beers.

Route66 05-04-2003 09:14 PM

Ok, I realize pizza isn't actually fast food, but on a few occasions I have sat down to a whole, large pepperoni deep dish by myself. I have eaten at that place in Texas that serves the 72 oz. steaks as well and finished the steak but could not get through the sides you have to eat to get it free. My mother did though. She is 105 lbs. soaking wet. (True story)

As for alcohol, since i've been playing in bars for 25 years (see profile), I have gained a rather high tolerance to alcohol. I am currently not drinking like I usually do because I feel it's ruining my health but on mondays for the last year.

I have been playing like 8 hours at a time (with breaks) and consuming at LEAST 15-20 shots of 80 proof tequila and 8-10 beers (Budweiser, bottles) in that 8 hour period, with sometimes three or four shots (tequila or goldschlager(111 proof) some of those 45 minute sets instead of one or two shots.

Then when I'm not too tired, I stick around and sing karoeke with friends and customers and drink until I actually feel like I'm starting to get drunk.

Then I usually walk out (not stagger out) and have my wife drive me home if I do feel a little drunk. If I ever got stopped while driving my blood alcohol level would freak out any cop. They'd think thier machine was broken.

Route66 05-04-2003 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by booker
Let's see.. in one sitting I've had:

18 White Castles (outside of Detroit)

8x8 jungle style from In-N-Out w/ fries (Pasadena)

Somewhere in the neighborhood of 9lbs of King Crab legs (The Mirage, Las Vegas)

~60oz steak with potato and cole slaw (truckstop in Ohio on a bet from friends I was travelling with)

2.5 racks of pork ribs (Clem's, a fantastic hickory bbq near Pittsburgh)

Sometimes ya just gotta go overboard. haha

You are definately the king of food! I wonder just out of curiosity, are you a large guy, or skinny as a rail. I always wondered if it really made a difference. People seem to think that large people can eat more, maybe because large amounts of food consumtion makes people fat, but I just wonder.

Have you ever thought of entering some of those contests? They can make some really good money i've heard.

elric 05-04-2003 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
wouldn't you be dead if you drank all that? i know there are factors such as a person's weight but alcohol is alcohol, a certain amount can kill you, and that sounds like more alcohol than a body can take over a short period of time.

i can't even fathom that. i'd be fast asleep after the Jack and the 12 beers.

Keith Moon is supposed to have walked into a bar, asked for 100 shots, and downed them all in one sitting.

Route66 05-04-2003 09:28 PM

The stones right? Man. That is really enough to kill you. I wonder how many rocks stars have actually died of alcohol poisoning...

booker 05-04-2003 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Route66
You are definately the king of food!
I dunno about king, those were rare performances. I'm just under 6'1" 190, not ripped but fairly good shape and am pretty active.

What do you play? I've been in and out of jazz and blues bands for the last 5 years, jam on keys and blues harp.

andrew1009 05-04-2003 09:38 PM

I can only remember a couple of times at the top of my head...

Mcdonalds - buddy and I EACH had 2 big mac meals, both with DINO size fries and 3 supersize cokes.

Pizza Hut Buffet: Me and 3 buddies were trying to compete for who could eat the most pizza. We all tied at 27 slices each...

There's been PLENTY of times where I've over-eaten like that, those are the two that come to mind though.

Spunky 05-04-2003 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by booker
Let's see.. in one sitting I've had:

18 White Castles (outside of Detroit)

8x8 jungle style from In-N-Out w/ fries (Pasadena)

Somewhere in the neighborhood of 9lbs of King Crab legs (The Mirage, Las Vegas)

~60oz steak with potato and cole slaw (truckstop in Ohio on a bet from friends I was travelling with)

2.5 racks of pork ribs (Clem's, a fantastic hickory bbq near Pittsburgh)

Sometimes ya just gotta go overboard. haha

Holy..I would hate see your 4 coils of shit.How does it even make it through your toilet?

Peter Romero 05-04-2003 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Route66
I have been playing like 8 hours at a time (with breaks) and consuming at LEAST 15-20 shots of 80 proof tequila and 8-10 beers (Budweiser, bottles) in that 8 hour period, with sometimes three or four shots (tequila or goldschlager(111 proof) some of those 45 minute sets instead of one or two shots.

Then when I'm not too tired, I stick around and sing karoeke with friends and customers and drink until I actually feel like I'm starting to get drunk.

When I was skateboarding 6-18 hours a day we would see how much beer we could drink while still skating until we just couldn't fall anymore. How many is that? Put it this way we started drinking @ 5 PM and bought the cheapest beer we could 8 twelve packs at a time till the stores closed. From the age of 18-23 I was such a raging alcoholic that my kidneys were failing and I couldn't digest any food. Been sober ever since - 14 + years.

Friend of Bill's? ICQ me @ 286982522

Peter Romero 05-04-2003 10:10 PM

Mutt,
I think you made everyone hungry on this thread... they all left to eat! I know I did.

EscortBiz 05-04-2003 10:11 PM

pringles

ADL Colin 05-05-2003 05:09 AM

When I was 16 I worked at Taco Bell and at 11 tacos after work one day.

When I was 18 I worked at a convenient food mart and ate 30 wings after work.

I stopped working at places that served food soon after that.

stocktrader23 05-05-2003 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
wouldn't you be dead if you drank all that? i know there are factors such as a person's weight but alcohol is alcohol, a certain amount can kill you, and that sounds like more alcohol than a body can take over a short period of time.

i can't even fathom that. i'd be fast asleep after the Jack and the 12 beers.

One and a half to two liters of vodka every night during Mardi Gras 2001. Not sure how many shots are in there but it's quite a few.

freeme 05-05-2003 05:26 AM

I am a proud member of the 100 beer club

100 beers in 24 hours

sounds a lot easier than it is

rip raster 05-05-2003 05:31 AM

I think I eat basically to somehow avoid being eaten myself ...oh ya and the most impartent reason......

I LOVE TO FUCKING EAT!!!!




Rip

Gunni 05-05-2003 05:40 AM

I think my best was when I ate two large pizzas, drank 24 pints of beer, and half a liter of rum one day :)

gornyhuy 05-05-2003 06:13 AM

Jesus Christ you bunch of fat gluttonous fuckers!

I think I'm going to puke.
I gained 10 pounds just reading this thread.

ADL Colin 05-05-2003 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Jesus Christ you bunch of fat gluttonous fuckers!

I'm making my through the list:

gluttony
lust
avarice
sloth
envy
pride
anger

Jakke PNG 05-05-2003 06:25 AM

Hmm.. record for most consumption.. oh boy.
No idea. But Alcohol I can remember. When I was 17,

I had 24 0.5liter IVA beers (5.2% alcohol)
2 bottles of wine
and 0.5 liter of vodka.
All within 6 hours or so. Needless to say, I was wasted. That very same day I ordered 15 cheeseburgers @ mcd.. but I don't think I ate them all.

beavis 05-05-2003 06:28 AM

Nothing for nothing......

But all I can say is that is that I have an appetite that will not
quit!!!!!


Atkins is the way to go I f you want to continue to eat a lot with
out gaing weight.....you can even loose wait eating a lot of the food they tell you that you can eat......................

PR_Phil 05-05-2003 06:36 AM

Fast food = 9 pack of chicken from KFC with a medium fries and gravy, and a cherrie cheese cake for desert. (I don't even like cheesecake unless I'm wasted)

beer = 24 bottles of Blue Dry (they only sell it in Quebec I think) 6.1% alcohal, 341 ml per bottle. I was in grade 12, I had an extra 6 pack in case I ran out. I think it was a week before I had the strength to even open the 6 pack though

Naughty 05-05-2003 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxinnovations
i know a girl who downed a 15 inch dick... just swallowed it whole... shes a fucking star...
I don't think anyone can beat that?


You haven't been paying attention have ya?
equinox

eraman 05-05-2003 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
10 white castle burgers ?
Man that will tear you up! 10 of them things I would be in a hospital getting my stomach pumped

Bobby Fissure 05-05-2003 07:05 AM

10 cheeseburgers in one sitting is my record. I've also eaten an small bucket of KFC (15 pieces) in one afternoon.

I hold a record that no one can even come close to: I went more than 84 hours without urinating.

ADL Colin 05-05-2003 07:11 AM

Nice nick, Mr. Fissure ;-)


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