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Bladewire 03-15-2019 01:09 PM

77 year old Bernie Sanders becomes disoriented causing facial laceration requiring...
 

77 year old Bernie Sanders becomes disoriented causing facial laceration requiring 7 stitches.

Is 77 to old to run for president? I'd he wins he'll be 79 when sworn in and 83 after his first term.

Bernie Sanders becomes disoriented causing facial laceration requiring 7 stitches.

Grapesoda 03-15-2019 01:11 PM

he always looks confused lol

Busty2 03-15-2019 01:32 PM

At least we now know he showers, or at least try's to !

Poor fucker :thumbsup:thumbsup

2MuchMark 03-15-2019 01:37 PM

He should have just stayed in until the stitches had healed. That image will now forever be associated with him. It's much more likely he will win now.

#BidenObama2020

Acepimp 03-15-2019 02:55 PM

^^ Mark thinks this makes him MORE likely to win!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ghjghj 03-15-2019 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22433074)
He should have just stayed in until the stitches had healed. That image will now forever be associated with him. It's much more likely he will win now.

You liberals sure are grounded in reality.

Bladewire 03-15-2019 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22433074)
He should have just stayed in until the stitches had healed. That image will now forever be associated with him. It's much more likely he will win now.

#BidenObama2020

Everyone I've talked to thinks he's trying to hide the fact that he fell. The wording of how he got the stitches makes it seem as if he was upright when he optained laceration, but the angle of the laceration is consistent with a slip and fall frontal cranial contusion.

I think if/when it comes out that Bernie Sanders is lying about how he cut his head that will not be a big positive for him.

If your pride causes you to lie about something as small as how you cut your head then imagine how easy it would be to lie about bigger things.

A lot of people know that old people slipping and falling is a downward spiral once it begins it doesn't get better. Take Ruth Gator Ginsburg for example she keeps falling.

When old people start falling, they continue falling, then they crack their ribs which is hard to recuperate from or they crack their hip which is hard to recuperate from, or they get a concussion. It's just part of getting old.

Rochard 03-15-2019 03:11 PM

Bernie is too old. We need someone who is young and strong.

Hillary Clinton is too old too.

King Mark 03-15-2019 03:17 PM

Bernie needs to sit down. Permanently.

onwebcam 03-15-2019 05:18 PM

Poor dude. what few brain cells he has left are leaking out

OneHungLo 03-15-2019 06:36 PM

Go Bernie go!! lol

Bladewire 03-15-2019 06:47 PM


Phoenix 03-15-2019 07:08 PM

AOC probably smashed him in the head for being too far right.

beerptrol 03-15-2019 07:19 PM

Even in that state he's still sharper mentally than Chump

Rochard 03-15-2019 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 22433226)
Even in that state he's still sharper mentally than Chump

So is my driveway.

hottoddy 03-15-2019 09:05 PM

So, which Socialist are you guys pulling for ... Biden, Beto? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Diomed 03-16-2019 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22433246)
So is my driveway.

Bounce rate.

Bladewire 03-17-2019 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22433246)
So is my driveway.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

bronco67 03-17-2019 07:54 PM

I thought he looked to frail before this incident.

And in 2 years there could be a really precipitous drop in activity level at his age. We've all seen it happen. You know an old person who is amazing and gets around so well. Before you know what happened, they're suddenly in a nursing home...or dead.

He's already old as fuck. If by some miracle, America wants to elect a socialist in 2020 he'll be even more old and brittle...then he has to make it another 4 years after that. Smart money wouldn't be on that happening.

Matt 26z 03-17-2019 11:32 PM

This time around I don't think it's his intent to be president.

That bandage just adds to it. A neatly placed flesh colored bandage would have looked better. These candidates are hyper sensitive about how they look and speak. Wearing that ER style bandage in public was deliberate.

tfto 03-18-2019 05:17 AM

Bernie is dumber than a pile of rocks.


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