Thank god for.....
 

the fucking microwave , a neceesity in every home when your lazy to cook, even thoughi know how

BTW all the contest winners UPS tacking numbers were just mailed off to you

I can'T cook for shit. The microwave is my lifeline

problem with mine is that it goes


" he ha he ha hea he ha " afew times when its done it sounds like i got adonkey in my kitchen

Check out this awesome microwave trick:

http://c3po.barnesos.net/homepage/lpl/grapeplasma/

the guy who thought of that needs a pussy wrapped around his cock

Yes, thank god for the microwave. But i also cook.
Yes, you hear me, I COOK.
Anybody wants to marry me?

wow! i tried it!

but now i have a floating ball of plasma :-/ what do i do with that?

your female?

Show me your pisture and tits please

I always vowed not to get a microwave...
but I just hate taking time to cook.
I think I'm going to break down and buy one.

Yes, i'm a female, and i aint showing you anything. The fact that i'm cooking should be enough to marry me. Hahaha

Show me a pic dont be shy

How are your oral skills?

Do you have any objections regarding non exclusivity with me?

Do you mind bringing in your girlfriends for casual threesomes?

If you are ok with the above i can have my lawyers draft a pre nup by tuesday.

I do show pics.
I have very good oral skills.
I don't have any objections regarding non exclusivity.
I don't mind bringing in my boyfriens for casual threesome.

But all the above with my boyfriend. So let's see what you will do to become that.

So me the goods please

You're Welcome!:winkwink: