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Angelonfire 05-04-2003 09:26 AM

Masterbating Stress release...
 
Do you actually take time to masterbate ?


:sperm: :1pound:

Jakke PNG 05-04-2003 09:31 AM

Depends on my GF. If she's home, I can't masturbate. But I jack off like 2-3 times a day if she's at work, or sleeping. :)

ldinternet 05-04-2003 09:35 AM

Pics?

Jakke PNG 05-04-2003 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
Pics?
No. Sorry.

Mushayef 05-04-2003 09:42 AM

masterbation is a sin.

Sarah_Jayne 05-04-2003 09:42 AM

before boyfriend - everyday
now with husband and boyfriend - couple times a week and usually just to get to sleep.

nothing wrong with it..anyone who denies doing it is either missing learning about their own bodies or are lying.

dav555add 05-04-2003 09:49 AM

Learn how to spell in English

Masturbate
Masturbation

LadyMischief 05-04-2003 09:50 AM

3-5 times a day, even when I get sex :P

Dirty F 05-04-2003 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dav555add
Learn how to spell in English

Masturbate
Masturbation

Yup, this word must be in the misspelled words top 3 on the net. That word really isnt that difficult, is it?

JamesK 05-04-2003 09:55 AM

1 masturbate 4 times a day. I'm not joking

1. When I wake up
2. After breakfast
3. After dinner
4. In the night

ldinternet 05-04-2003 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
No. Sorry.
That's a first. :1orglaugh

Undutchable 05-04-2003 10:00 AM

The thing about masturbation (at least for men) is that it drains you of energy because all the sperm takes a lot of protein and such to be produced..

As a bodybuilder I really hate that so I try to keep away from it... Needless to say, I dont always succeed :)

Thank god for my good ol' weekend fuck-girl

Bobby Fissure 05-04-2003 10:07 AM

3-4 times a week. One day on, one day off. I like to do it for a couple of hours (almost reaching orgasm, then cooling off, repeat cycle endlessly), so it's not a very productive habit.

DarkJedi 05-04-2003 10:11 AM

2 times a week.
It is exausting.

AdultNex 05-04-2003 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undutchable
The thing about masturbation (at least for men) is that it drains you of energy because all the sperm takes a lot of protein and such to be produced..

As a bodybuilder I really hate that so I try to keep away from it... Needless to say, I dont always succeed :)

Thank god for my good ol' weekend fuck-girl

Masterbation makes you lose your muscle retention?

gruffy 05-04-2003 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undutchable
The thing about masturbation (at least for men) is that it drains you of energy because all the sperm takes a lot of protein and such to be produced..



This is somewhat correct. Problem is it messes up your horomoes.

You loose testosterone with every ejaculation and your body needs to produce more.

Also - this sets of melatonin and makes you damn sleepy.

With no sex or waxing the dolphin I can get away 5-6 hours of sleep a night. Sex or a good couple of wanks then I need about 10 hours of sleep to recover.

Lane 05-04-2003 10:37 AM

does it help lose weight?

Gutterboy 05-04-2003 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gruffy
This is somewhat correct. Problem is it messes up your horomoes.

You loose testosterone with every ejaculation and your body needs to produce more.

lol. Evidence?

Babaganoosh 05-04-2003 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
does it help lose weight?
Apparently not. :(

And fix your sig, that yellow line makes me crazy.

vegas2003 05-04-2003 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undutchable
The thing about masturbation (at least for men) is that it drains you of energy because all the sperm takes a lot of protein and such to be produced..

As a bodybuilder I really hate that so I try to keep away from it... Needless to say, I dont always succeed :)

Thank god for my good ol' weekend fuck-girl

I'm also a bodybuilder and I worry about the same thing-but then again, all of the top pro bodybuilders have girlfriends and I doubt they refrain from sex

easyfun 05-04-2003 10:56 AM

Got all prepared for a long session one day - Took the viagra - Wahey, up it came...
First stroke, straigned my wrist - Show over!
It will be out of a sling next week, so I'll try again then!:thumbsup

dij 05-04-2003 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
before boyfriend - everyday
now with husband and boyfriend - couple times a week and usually just to get to sleep.

nothing wrong with it..anyone who denies doing it is either missing learning about their own bodies or are lying.

Yep
95% of men masturbate, and the other 5% lie about it.

SL|M! 05-04-2003 12:26 PM

Whenever we dont have shoot, I jerk off to boneprones picture

Angelonfire 05-04-2003 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
nothing wrong with it..anyone who denies doing it is either missing learning about their own bodies or are lying.
Atta go !!!!! you are damn right !

Angelonfire 05-04-2003 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dav555add
Learn how to spell in English

Masturbate
Masturbation

Learn how to write french!!!!!!

By the way you understood the question ! Right!

So now go masterbate now to release your stress about this french girl who at least is builinguale and trying !

psyko514 05-04-2003 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angelonfire


Learn how to write french!!!!!!

By the way you understood the question ! Right!

So now go masterbate now to release your stress about this french girl who at least is builinguale and trying !

Je suis 100% bilingue et mon ecriture en francais est au moins aussi bon qu'en anglais.

En plus, en francais, c'est "se masturber" et non "se masterber", fait que ce n'est pas une erreure de traduction.

Angelonfire 05-04-2003 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undutchable
The thing about masturbation (at least for men) is that it drains you of energy because all the sperm takes a lot of protein and such to be produced.. As a bodybuilder I really hate that so I try to keep away from it... Needless to say, I dont always succeed :)
Thank god for my good ol' weekend fuck-girl

OMFG. babe masterbating is exercice and beleive me its good for health... Drains your energy ?? Dammnn you most take a long time to cum... NIce !!!

After the cum hun,,,, its like the batteries it goes on and on.
Just don't masterbate before a workout ! WinK*

SL|M! 05-04-2003 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514


Je suis 100% bilingue et mon ecriture en francais est au moins aussi bon qu'en anglais.

En plus, en francais, c'est "se masturber" et non "se masterber", fait que ce n'est pas un erreur de traduction.

While were on the subject, its should be "une erreur"

Angelonfire 05-04-2003 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bobby Fissure
3-4 times a week. One day on, one day off. I like to do it for a couple of hours
(almost reaching orgasm, then cooling off, repeat cycle endlessly), so it's not a very productive habit.

You just describe the cure for premature ejaculation hun !!! Bravo !

Angelonfire 05-04-2003 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
Je suis 100% bilingue et mon ecriture en francais est au moins aussi bon qu'en anglais.

En plus, en francais, c'est "se masturber" et non "se masterber", fait que ce n'est pas un erreur de traduction.

Bon tres bien d'abord je te pardonne mon pit car mon ecriture en anglasi est tres mauvasi , mon parle est super !

psyko514 05-04-2003 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SL|M!


While were on the subject, its should be "une erreur"


hahaha... thanks dude :)

psyko514 05-04-2003 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angelonfire


Bon tres bien d'abord je te pardonne mon pit car mon ecriture en anglasi est tres mauvasi , mon parle est super !

:thumbsup

mule 05-04-2003 02:31 PM

Working in this biz has made me impotent.

Centurion 05-04-2003 02:41 PM

Never Never Never!
The Holy Father says it is wrong! :)

I channel all that sexual energy into making money on the net!
That & the 3 b's!

Angelonfire 05-04-2003 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule
Working in this biz has made me impotent.
OMFG ... i Hope it does not happen to me.....
I love sex to much !

Angelonfire 05-04-2003 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
Pics?
You first !

Angelonfire 05-04-2003 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mushayef
masterbation is a sin.
Fuck I'm going to Hell !

Angelonfire 05-04-2003 09:19 PM

Ok one voted for : Can't get it up. .. I Need Viagra help!


dammm we should talk llolol

mule 05-05-2003 03:19 AM

That was me...I told you all this porn has made me immune :P
I owe you an email...sorry, yesterday was beautiful weather here for a change, so I went sailing. I'm working out the details, I'll send it over today :)

GTS Mark 05-05-2003 03:34 AM

Frank and beans?

DH


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