Dry toilet Paper, wet wipes or bidet?
 

How do you clean your ass after dropping a log?

I prefer to just leave it in my pants until after its gone cold...

Red hats don't wipe their ass

https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2017/...ea.jpg?resize=

Why you always lying?

I ring a bell and my girlfriend comes and wipes it for me.

What color is she?

The bidet is the living proof that god loves us . . .

These are selling really well
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....TL._SX355_.jpghttps://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1pzCRO...with-Trump.jpg

Even Trump uses it himself!

https://amp.businessinsider.com/imag...b2-750-375.jpg

Get yours here: https://www.amazon.ca/s/?ie=UTF8&key...l_479jecligb_e

or here: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Pres...E&gclsrc=aw.ds


Maybe get one of these while you're at it:

https://static.independent.co.uk/s3f...rump-brush.jpg
(Though I heard it just spreads shit around)

https://www.amazon.ca/Mexidi-Origina...d+trump+toilet


While you're at it:

http://dzasv7x7a867v.cloudfront.net/...5df89_600w.jpg

I wipe then bidet...only a filthy animal does not wash after a shit...

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hmmm seems gay tho, not judging, be free brother.

Wet wipes for me...

I do bidet (the Japanese style automatic one) and then wet wipe.

I know many people in EU and US just do paper, but it's just so disgusting. Just try and use a wet wipe after you think you are clean and you will see how much is actually left when you use paper only...

Handheld bidet spray and wet wipe.

dry

8char

wet wipes are the biggest problems for sewer blockages....


dry toilet paper & then the bidet is what we use :2 cents:

The neck of a goose.