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Bladewire 01-26-2019 02:15 PM

Nancy Pelosi to introduce bill to prevent future government shutdowns
 

Now this is some Democrats & Republicans can agree on! No one person should have the ability to shut down 25% our government and fuck with innocent hard working Americans lives like Trump did right?

Nancy Pelosi to introduce bill to prevent future government shutdowns

With America’s longest shutdown ending on Friday, lawmakers are turning their attention to another dramatic political objective: making sure such episodes can never take place again.

In a briefing with reporters and columnists on Friday, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) became the highest official yet to formally embrace legislation that would effectively prevent the government from closing. And she hinted that she may even push a proposal in the near future.

“[Former Rep. Dale Kildee (D-MI)] had a bill that I’m hoping we might be able to put forward,” Pelosi explained. “And what that bill said is that if you do not, on any appropriations bill, I’m not talking about the omnibus or minibus”—aggregate spending bills— “any appropriations bill that does not get agreed upon within a timely fashion by the date, you automatically go into a CR” — a resolution to keep current spending levels going— “until you do.”

Were Pelosi the lone figure to embrace such a concept, the chances of it actually materializing into law would be slim. And they may well be. But in the wake of the just-completed shutdown over border wall funding, top Republicans have joined the chorus seeking to pass legislation that would prevent shutdowns from ever happening.

Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA), the president pro tempore of the Senate, put out a statement on Friday that included this conspicuous request about the government funding bill that Congress now must reach in three weeks, when the current deal expires: “The final package should also end government shutdowns once and for all.”

And in the halls of Congress following the announcement of a resolution to the current standoff, longtime Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-TN), who is retiring from office, said “that government shutdowns should be in budget negotiations what chemical weapons are to real warfare…. completely off limits.”

That so many veteran lawmakers feel so strongly about prohibiting government shutdowns speaks, in part, to the growing harm those shutdowns are inflicting. Since 1976, the government has experienced 22 lapses in funding, ten of which resulted in federal workers being furloughed. But three longest of those furloughs have all taken place since 1995: including a 16 day impasse in 2013 and the just ended 35 day one.

But as with much in federal politics today, while lawmakers broadly agee on the concept that government shutdowns should never be allowed to happen, they disagree about the means of getting there. Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL) in a statement released on Friday, said that Congress should pursue “a new bipartisan rule” guaranteeing no shutdown happen again. Others, by contrast, want formal legislation. But there’s no consensus about the legislation that they want.

Senator Rob Portman (R-OH), along with numerous Senate Republicans, has introduced the End Government Shutdowns Act, under which current spending levels would simply continue if no agreement was reached on new government funding legislation. But under his bill, that level of spending would be reduced by one percent if the disagreement persisted past 120 days and another one percent every 90 days thereafter. Unsatisfied with the swiftness in that bill’s automatic spending cuts, Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) introduced one of his own, making the spending reductions come in even quicker.

The concept Pelosi endorsed, by contrast, would not include those automatic reductions. It would keep spending levels as is.

And then there’s the “Stop Stupidity (Shutdowns Transferring Unnecessary Pain and Inflicting Damage In The Coming Years) Act.” The mangled-acronym inspired bill was introduced this week by Sen. Mark Warner (D-VA). It takes the keep-things-level-approach and offers a twist. In lieu of a failure by lawmakers to reach a spending deal, the current funding levels of the government would automatically continue — except for those monies meant to pay members of the legislative branch and the office of the president.

“We ought to never do this again,” Warner offered on Friday. “And if we can’t come to an agreement moving forward on an item, the people who ought to pay the price are not the 800,000 federal workers or the contractors, but the only entities that ought to be completely defunded are congress and the office of the president.

Acepimp 01-26-2019 02:24 PM

Aww... trying to protect the free world travel and $1K per week on booze for her & her cronies.. that's cute :1orglaugh

2MuchMark 01-26-2019 02:54 PM

Fuck Yeah! #Pelosi2020!

King Mark 01-26-2019 03:05 PM

Nancy Pelosi is a fucking champ. She be woopin trump ass without a sweat, and does it with grace and style. I don't want her to be my president tho. She good where she at right now.

OneHungLo 01-26-2019 03:11 PM

Wow look at all these dipshits suckin 30 yr leech career politician nancy's tits. unreal.

You go nancy!

Keep racking up 50k yearly in-flight alcohol tabs!

career politician that's enriched herself to the tune of 100 million net worth on 178k salary!

Go nancy go!

Rochard 01-26-2019 03:16 PM

This is common sense.

It's very simple.

1) Budget must be funded by January 15th.
2) Money will be set aside to carry over the budget for 30 days, only to be used in the event the budget is not funded by January 15th.
3) In the event the budget is not funded by January 30th, we call for new elections in thirty days and replace everyone in the House of Representatives, the Senate, and the both the President and Vice President. In the event new elections are called for, everyone in the House of Representatives, the Senate, and the both the President and Vice President are instantly ineligible to run for office again.

Put those three rules into place as a law and I promise you our government will never shut down again.

venus 01-26-2019 08:37 PM

and in 3 weeks when she dont deliver on her promise to negotiate with trump and the goverment shuts down again, is she still the champ? Trump called her bluff so now she has to deliver but she wont

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye (Post 22404834)
Nancy Pelosi is a fucking champ. She be woopin trump ass without a sweat, and does it with grace and style. I don't want her to be my president tho. She good where she at right now.


seeandsee 01-27-2019 06:43 AM

so now trump shut it down?

bronco67 01-27-2019 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Acepimp (Post 22404796)
Aww... trying to protect the free world travel and $1K per week on booze for her & her cronies.. that's cute :1orglaugh

Fuck off idiot. You're such a bastard and no use to anyone. Everyone in your life hates you. In the words of your con-man president, "Believe me". You'll have an asshole comment, but you know you'll be thinking about my worsd as your pimply face hits your cum soaked pillow tonight.

Acepimp 01-27-2019 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22405066)
Fuck off idiot. You're such a bastard and no use to anyone. Everyone in your life hates you. In the words of your con-man president, "Believe me". You'll have an asshole comment, but you know you'll be thinking about my worsd as your pimply face hits your cum soaked pillow tonight.

Dear moron: Did I say something untrue? Look it up. $50K per year on her in-flight alcohol, paid for by us taxpayers. Get a clue, dipshit :action-sm

Bladewire 01-27-2019 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22405066)
Fuck off idiot. You're such a bastard and no use to anyone. Everyone in your life hates you. In the words of your con-man president, "Believe me". You'll have an asshole comment, but you know you'll be thinking about my worsd as your pimply face hits your cum soaked pillow tonight.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bladewire 01-27-2019 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 22405064)
so now trump shut it down?

Try to keep up :2 cents:

OneHungLo 01-27-2019 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Acepimp (Post 22405076)
Dear moron: Did I say something untrue? Look it up. $50K per year on her in-flight alcohol, paid for by us taxpayers. Get a clue, dipshit :action-sm

Facts are like kryptonite to these Hillbots :pimp

King Mark 01-27-2019 06:27 PM

Sig relevant

Bladewire 01-27-2019 07:34 PM

↑↑↑ No sig on mobile version of GFY :2 cents:

Bladewire 01-31-2019 07:11 PM

How could any red blooded American be for shutting down the government?

onwebcam 01-31-2019 08:52 PM

Yes, let's give them an endless credit card because they can't do the most important part of their job!

2MuchMark 01-31-2019 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22405066)
Fuck off idiot. You're such a bastard and no use to anyone. Everyone in your life hates you. In the words of your con-man president, "Believe me". You'll have an asshole comment, but you know you'll be thinking about my worsd as your pimply face hits your cum soaked pillow tonight.

https://i.gifer.com/7SL.gif

baddog 01-31-2019 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22405066)
Fuck off idiot. You're such a bastard and no use to anyone. Everyone in your life hates you. In the words of your con-man president, "Believe me". You'll have an asshole comment, but you know you'll be thinking about my worsd as your pimply face hits your cum soaked pillow tonight.

Just wondering if you set up a macro or bot for your responses; I have been noticing a pattern. Like, no response to assertion, just insults thrown out.

Bladewire 01-31-2019 11:01 PM

↑↑↑ Thinks he's smart standing up for a halfwit hate troll :evil-laug:evil-laug:evil-laug

onwebcam 01-31-2019 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22404844)
This is common sense.

It's very simple.

1) Budget must be funded by January 15th.
2) Money will be set aside to carry over the budget for 30 days, only to be used in the event the budget is not funded by January 15th.
3) In the event the budget is not funded by January 30th, we call for new elections in thirty days and replace everyone in the House of Representatives, the Senate, and the both the President and Vice President. In the event new elections are called for, everyone in the House of Representatives, the Senate, and the both the President and Vice President are instantly ineligible to run for office again.

Put those three rules into place as a law and I promise you our government will never shut down again.

You forgot the part where these people are never going to pass a law that affects their job.. In fact one of the first things they did when gov opened back up is vote themselves a $10k a year pay raise.

King Mark 01-31-2019 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 22408283)
You forgot the part where these people are never going to pass a law that affects their job.. In fact one of the first things they did when gov opened back up is vote themselves a $10k a year pay raise.

I would do the same if I knew some fat orange cry baby fucktard could just shut shit down whenever it's tantrum time, taking food out of my kids mouth for some ol bullshit.

Bladewire 01-31-2019 11:14 PM

Trump supporters want to keep the power to shut down the government and make innocent people's lives miserable for no reason.

This says a lot about what losers Trump supporters are.

DraX 02-01-2019 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Acepimp (Post 22405076)
Dear moron: Did I say something untrue? Look it up. $50K per year on her in-flight alcohol, paid for by us taxpayers. Get a clue, dipshit :action-sm

He's just emotional and offended by your insights and clearly a result of modern stupidity. We should give him a break for now, re-programming comes later...:2 cents:

Bladewire 02-02-2019 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye (Post 22408285)
I would do the same if I knew some fat orange cry baby fucktard could just shut shit down whenever it's tantrum time, taking food out of my kids mouth for some ol bullshit.

:thumbsup

pimpmaster9000 02-02-2019 04:46 PM

A TSA officer just jumped to his death because of the shutdown and him not getting paid...trump dont care...


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