My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her
 

Instead I just swam for the surface

How conservatard of you. You're probably the one who drove the car into the water, and closed the door behind you before you swam up as your makeshift wall too... "I created this mess, but I gotta save me and let you drown by yourself".

You got the wrong guy, I am not partisan

If true, props. However, explain that avatar to me... I'm confused?

He's a Russian run alt-right hate fake nic troll :2 cents:

He is not American.

He does not live in America.

He does not vote in American elections.

He pretends to be American online troll farm style

From the film Matrix

https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-meaning-of-the-blue-and-red-pills-in-The-Matrix

Do you have any evidence that I am Russian?

So you're not using that as a metaphor for libtards and conservatards?

My fault for assuming. My apologies.

No probs, seems I better change it as it might be giving more people the wrong idea

http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/20150...0doctor-640wi6

Best thing in life is paying a hooker and leasing a car, no obligations whatsoever.
Just slide your life, pay as you go, fuck commitments.

Bro..

Hang it up already. This was a fucking laffy taffy joke thread.. Go stare at your toes and make them miserable :2 cents:

costs more money for 24/7

Bro...

Me and homeboy already handled this. Mind your business when men are talking.

I never open doors for no pussy

Aww... Good to hear :thumbsup

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