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  • lmfao irl
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2018
    • 602

    #1

    Yo my dick small as fuck

    Any advice?
  • alias
    aliasx
    • Apr 2001
    • 19010

    #2
    Touch tips?
    https://porncorporation.com

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    • lmfao irl
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2018
      • 602

      #3
      Hell yeah, no eye contact tho or it gay.

      Pbbc fo lieieiieieieieie!

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      • alias
        aliasx
        • Apr 2001
        • 19010

        #4
        bird dick union coming soon
        https://porncorporation.com

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        • EddyTheDog
          Just Doing My Own Thing
          • Jan 2011
          • 25435

          #5
          Keep rubbing and it will get bigger...

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          • SBJ
            So Fucking Fabulous
            • Apr 2003
            • 11377

            #6
            tie a rope around one end of your small dick and other end around a tree next to a cliff. Jump off a cliff and it will stretch it out.

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            • alias
              aliasx
              • Apr 2001
              • 19010

              #7
              Originally posted by SBJ
              tie a rope around one end of your small dick and other end around a tree next to a cliff. Jump off a cliff and it will stretch it out.
              Is that what you did before becoming a sig spammer? I didn't know they had such tense requirements.
              https://porncorporation.com

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              • SBJ
                So Fucking Fabulous
                • Apr 2003
                • 11377

                #8
                Originally posted by alias
                Is that what you did before becoming a sig spammer? I didn't know they had such tense requirements.
                sig spammer?? lol you have almost double the posts of me

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                • alias
                  aliasx
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 19010

                  #9
                  I'm not hatin.
                  https://porncorporation.com

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                  • SBJ
                    So Fucking Fabulous
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 11377

                    #10
                    Originally posted by alias
                    I'm not hatin.
                    but the OP is a troll that has posted over 200 pointless posts in the last few weeks and it gets fucking old. He must be your fake nick?

                    I have zero fake nicks

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                    • alias
                      aliasx
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 19010

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SBJ
                      but the OP is a troll that has posted over 200 pointless posts in the last few weeks and it gets fucking old. He must be your fake nick?

                      I have zero fake nicks
                      Nah I know him from way back, he has always been like this. He's ok, just misunderstood.
                      https://porncorporation.com

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                      • VRPdommy
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Oct 2014
                        • 13000

                        #12

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                        • CaptainHowdy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94151

                          #13
                          Get good at scissoring . . .

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                          • 2MuchMark
                            Mark of 2Much.net
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 51104

                            #14
                            Q) What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

                            A) Your mom can't take a joke.

                            Ha!

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                            • alias
                              aliasx
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 19010

                              #15
                              Originally posted by 2MuchMark
                              Q) What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

                              A) Your mom can't take a joke.

                              Ha!
                              badumtish, n1
                              https://porncorporation.com

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                              • shoot2thrill
                                Registered User
                                • May 2004
                                • 55

                                #16
                                MY FIRST HOME VIDEO!!!!
                                this shit aint for real, u fukaz are high!
                                ICQ - soon, when i find it

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                                • seeandsee
                                  Check SIG!
                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 50945

                                  #17
                                  pennis pills all the wya
                                  BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year

                                  Contact here

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                                  • HairyChick
                                    Slowly dying
                                    • Sep 2012
                                    • 3091

                                    #18
                                    Gee, uh, I’d need photo proof it is that small. Little dicks are cute and don’t hurt when we spoon. But my inquiring mind would need to view the dick to confirm the size.

                                    There are lots of products online to enlarge your dick. You’re better off finding a man or woman to accept your dick as it is.

                                    Proof or be banned! (I felt so powerful for a minute).

                                    But I’m curious as to the size of fuck. “My dick is small as fuck” doesn’t let me compare very well. I hear your cry for help and will gladly lend a helping hand to work on your self-esteem.

                                    Pics please. I’m going to sleep and dream of fulfilling your dreams of having a bigger dick.

                                    I’m putting your issue on my todo list. Seems critical so I’ll bump you up. HOPE TO WAKE UP TO YOUR PICS. Err, sorry, my excitement caused a caps lock
                                    *****************************************
                                    Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
                                    *****************************************

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                                    • brassmonkey
                                      Pay It Forward
                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 77390

                                      #19
                                      tmi muther fucker
                                      TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
                                      DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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                                      • alias
                                        aliasx
                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 19010

                                        #20
                                        pam winter = lawrence connor reborn?
                                        https://porncorporation.com

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                                        • alias
                                          aliasx
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 19010

                                          #21
                                          I remember when justdavexxx took him on a porn shoot, god that was brutal.
                                          https://porncorporation.com

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                                          • baddog
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Apr 2001
                                            • 107089

                                            #22
                                            https://www.heavy-r.com/video/319302...n_Midget_Dick/ works like a charm (you will have to deal with a few seconds of ads before watching)

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                                            • Look Chang
                                              Voyeur
                                              • Sep 2010
                                              • 3697

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by lmfao irl
                                              Any advice?
                                              Did you try a vacuum cleaner ?

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                                              • marlboroack
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Jul 2010
                                                • 9327

                                                #24
                                                Call a dr

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                                                • lmfao irl
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2018
                                                  • 602

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by alias
                                                  bird dick union coming soon
                                                  been trying for years everyones scared of me cus i went off the deep end

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                                                  • lmfao irl
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2018
                                                    • 602

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Look Chang
                                                    Did you try a vacuum cleaner ?

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                                                    • alias
                                                      aliasx
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 19010

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by lmfao irl
                                                      been trying for years everyones scared of me cus i went off the deep end
                                                      basic bitches
                                                      https://porncorporation.com

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                                                      • lmfao irl
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Dec 2018
                                                        • 602

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                        tmi muther fucker
                                                        but we gotta here a boot (canadian accent) your "bbcs" ?????????questionmark

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                                                        • lmfao irl
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2018
                                                          • 602

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by PamWinterReturns
                                                          Gee, uh, I’d need photo proof it is that small. Little dicks are cute and don’t hurt when we spoon. But my inquiring mind would need to view the dick to confirm the size.

                                                          But I’m curious as to the size of fuck. “My dick is small as fuck” doesn’t let me compare very well. I hear your cry for help and will gladly lend a helping hand to work on your self-esteem.
                                                          incoming little dick pics

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                                                          • lmfao irl
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Dec 2018
                                                            • 602

                                                            #30
                                                            Hey can anyone suggest any penis enlargement pills?

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                                                            • alias
                                                              aliasx
                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                              • 19010

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by lmfao irl
                                                              Hey can anyone suggest any penis enlargement pills?
                                                              I used to know a guy but he got shut down by the ftc :/
                                                              https://porncorporation.com

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                                                              • alias
                                                                aliasx
                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                • 19010

                                                                #32
                                                                But lately I heard bird dick enhancement is good.
                                                                https://porncorporation.com

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                                                                • lmfao irl
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2018
                                                                  • 602

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by alias
                                                                  But lately I heard bird dick enhancement is good.
                                                                  haha you see what i did there and i see what you did there

                                                                  shout out to my pbbc potna with 19,000 posts

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                                                                  • alias
                                                                    aliasx
                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                    • 19010

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Yeah I noticed that after posting, glad it was a pbbc post.
                                                                    https://porncorporation.com

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                                                                    • lmfao irl
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2018
                                                                      • 602

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by alias
                                                                      Yeah I noticed that after posting, glad it was a pbbc post.
                                                                      same, pbbc for life

                                                                      where is grand master of the peen brother mechanicvirus these days?

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                                                                      • alias
                                                                        aliasx
                                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                                        • 19010

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by lmfao irl
                                                                        same, pbbc for life

                                                                        where is grand master of the peen brother mechanicvirus these days?
                                                                        No clue, HS appears to be updated regularly though.
                                                                        https://porncorporation.com

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                                                                        • lmfao irl
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2018
                                                                          • 602

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Everyone scared of me, all comms lost. This PBBC 2.oh

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                                                                          • alias
                                                                            aliasx
                                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                                            • 19010

                                                                            #38
                                                                            peen bird, the next generation
                                                                            https://porncorporation.com

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                                                                            • HairyChick
                                                                              Slowly dying
                                                                              • Sep 2012
                                                                              • 3091

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by lmfao irl
                                                                              incoming little dick pics
                                                                              I’m wet. If I weren’t going back to sleep I’d sit here and wait.

                                                                              Hope to wake up to little dick pics.
                                                                              *****************************************
                                                                              Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
                                                                              *****************************************

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                                                                              • Look Chang
                                                                                Voyeur
                                                                                • Sep 2010
                                                                                • 3697

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by lmfao irl
                                                                                incoming little dick pics
                                                                                Here you are ...





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                                                                                • Diomed
                                                                                  Converting like it's 1999
                                                                                  • Jan 2009
                                                                                  • 6167

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  My dick.. Big like a bridge.. Yo dick..
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                                                                                  • ruff
                                                                                    I have a plan B
                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                    • 5499

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    If your dick is big enough for you, why worry?
                                                                                    CryptoFeeds

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                                                                                    • nude images
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Mar 2017
                                                                                      • 681

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Congratulations! Small is beautiful!
                                                                                      A lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep.

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                                                                                      • lmfao irl
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Dec 2018
                                                                                        • 602

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        bump for the truth.

                                                                                        never conform, question everything. Strong thread, op.

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                                                                                        • lmfao irl
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Dec 2018
                                                                                          • 602

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          shout out to my small peen brothers whom are offended by this website posting

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                                                                                          • 2MuchMark
                                                                                            Mark of 2Much.net
                                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                                            • 51104

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            First:

                                                                                            Originally posted by Look Chang
                                                                                            Here you are ...

                                                                                            Holy shit... that poor guy!


                                                                                            Next:
                                                                                            What is PBBC?

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                                                                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                              • 94151

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Look Chang
                                                                                              Guess Im part japanese . . .

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