How many GFYers to change a lightbulb?
 

Answer: 423.

1 to change the lightbulb and post it to the board that the bulb has been changed.

4 to respond and share similar experiences.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.

27 to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in postings about changing lightbulbs.

53 to flame the spell-checkers.

156 to write to the mods to complain about the lightbulb discussion and its inappropriateness to the board.

111 to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.

27 to post website addresses where one can see different examples of lightbulbs.

14 to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post correct ones.

12 to "leave the board forever" because they can't handle the lightbulb controversy.

1 to say something out of topic, most likely regarding guidos.

I feel sorry for you.

none, let the fucking dork work in the dark.

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ahh this thread is bullshit, im callin lens!

BTW run a spellcheck before your next post! :thumbsup

Hey - you forgot the 'join the family and we'll take care of it' section!

your right, he DID forget that

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a GFYer?

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Actually, you said it yourself. The answer is one.

The other 422 come after the lightbulb has been changed.

you are so fucking right!

Exactly! But...

1. This is more entertaining than Sat afternoon TV

2. You can look like you are hard at work when housemates or office workers see you feverishly typing on this board with seroious concern on your face.

3. The name of this particular board is "Fucking around..."

4. The best fun photos in the world apear on this board.

5. And last but not least, you can post a business question that will quickly be surpassed by a thread about the correct consistency of Top Ramen.

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So - what is 'Top Ramen'?? Is it like Super Noodles??

All I got is flourescent tubes that flicker incessantly and cause me to spell bad

Top Ramen is like instant noodles... So yes.

Top Ramen is what you eat when you are so broke that you cannot pay attention. I used to be a ski bum... (se own top Ramen Poor man thread)

1 to say boneprone fucked it

I'm not poor, but I still eat Ramen. It's easy to make. I just fry up some shrimps and mix it with the noodles.

Ramen. Was so dirt poor at school sometimes, and being naturally lazy, Ramen was many a meal. That and ate alot of it as a kid.

I can barely smell it now. Bad memories of ramen.

Quality! Super Noodles are good food - why do so many of you guys knock it???

see Ramen thread...

Dont know about gfyérs "im just dumb like that".

I do know however that it takes "for me atleast" 3 blonde models.
1 to go get a ladder and climb up the ladder and hold the bulb
2 to spinn the ladder to free the light bulb

That's friggin funny! I'm gonna shoot it.

Already been done my friend :1orglaugh

Phuc! See my friend's site www.subvisionfilms.com for stupid model jack ass tricks

hahahahahaha funny shit to wake upto thanks :)

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The hardest part of this exercise will be finding a GFY'er who can afford a light bulb.

Think www.nastylightbulbchangingbitches.com would convert?

17 people to tell the board that if you own a Mac' then changing lightbulbs is soooo easy.