SWOIT Spammed My Mom
 

I shit you not. I just talked to her on the phone and just before we hung up she said "Oh, by the way one of your cohorts spammed me a couple of days ago. SWIFT or something like that."

"SWOIT?" I asked.

"Yeah, that's it. You know them don't you?".

Now my mother thinks I gave her email address to these assclowns just because we are in roughly the same industry. Where the fuck did that email list come from? I know all my Mom uses that email address for is ebay crap and sending me last year's jokes.