Attention! The Dokkster Needs Some Immediate Help.. Please Read!
 

First.. I am totally not kidding so forget about making any jokes I am 100 percent totally serious about this.. so joke or fuck with me about anything but this please, i don't care how wacky it sounds, all i am asking for some help and advice:


I want to turn a 1996 Chevrolet Corsica Into A Totally Stealth Flower Pot.

That's right. I need to get absolutely everything that can be ripped out gone from the car and I want to be able to by remote control have the car unfold like a flower revealing the "giant flower pot"

No I am NOT kidding so please don't fuck with me.

I mean it and I am genuinely asking for some help.

Please help me.

Dude Dokk that's pretty heavy.. Why not check on google for shops that specialize in customization? Hit me up on icq 3552039 I might be able to help.

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
I don't have a lot of time to get the project finished and want to do most of it myself so i'm just trying to figure out what a regular guy can do and what i need the mechanic to rip out.

Once again, thank you.

rokk on

Well you know where to find me dokk.

I want the same drugs you're on.

I told you I wasn't kidding and I'm not on drugs.
Now fuck off.

you may proceed to rokk elsewhere now

And please.. i am genuinely serious no more bullshit posts. I am asking for help and that's all that i'm asking for or need.

So if you can't offer either please please stay out of this thread.
I need to get this done ASAP.


rokk on

well there are four bodyshops here in UAE, the biggest of which is Ali Baba Sayarat. they turn old american cars and trucks into drug monsters. they work especially with the very rich people. they will gladly take your money. i will see if they have a web site.

Not gonna happen on GFY

FUCKIN A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!

I'm glad at least there are a few people who believe I'm serious. And I swear I am.


u rokk

LISTEN TO ME.
I AM GOING TO TELL YOU ONE MORE FUCKING TIME.
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD.

Don't make me mad.
I don't think you would like that very much and you're starting to do that... don't .. please.

fukk off

Dude, you have serious attitude issues. It's a free fucking board, No? Or did you just buy GFY?

Okay, we can at least agree on one thing ok?
I asked you even said please to stay out of this thread right?

rokk on

Me too man thats some good shit.

Is it gonna fly like frisbee too?

Okay.. I'm going to also ask you please.. to stay out of this thread.. ok? Just leave it alone.... I'm tired and I"m old.

And I am not in the mood to put up with any BULLSHIT answers.

Clear enough yet?

rokk on

No. I just want to be able to push or pull it using a little atv.
That's all.

rokk on

you'll need a cutting torch (oxy acetylene) and some hydraulich rams and some mechanical skills to build what you want. Ripping out will be the easy part.
and a welder and some extra steel,
where do you live?

If you want seriousness though...
Dude custom shops are all over either coast it's not that hard to find one, oh yeah the money part must be it huh?

On Lake Lanier.. it's in GA about 30 min northeast of ATL.
And thank you so much, i didn't expect so many people to be as mean when I have truly and genuinely and politely asked for some assistance.

I promise I"ll never forget you just for helping me this much.


u rokk

Well frankly none of it is any of your damn business but i'll give you a clue. You're completely WRONG.

So STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD.

u do NOT rokk

Mushayef is so helpful.
Ali Baba Prone.

:glugglug

anger is the root of all evil, not teen godfather!!!!he rokksdude!!!

oh I am sorry did I break your concentration?

where the fuck were you when I asked for help yesterday?

old folks are interesting

Why ask the question here then? Seriously... its fucking GFY

HELLOOOOOO....

Don't want bullshit answers? Don't ask bullshit questions on a board where people talk bullshit 90% of the time :2 cents:

PS dont waste your time telling me to fuck off. Cos thats all you'll be doing - wasting your time.

... send your password to garry and follow that other fuckwit ... thanks !

I'm not even going to give you the benefit of a warning.
I'm even going to let you and anyone else from this point on say anything they wish I've gotten enough help from those who offered it already to take care of the job and just made the call to make it happen.. so thank you SO MUCH for all who helped.

The rest of you... well you know what you can do.

Now you can do or say whatever you want because I came here asking for just a little help and I got it.

So now I'm done.


NONE of you who helped will be forgotten.
I PROMISE.


now the rest of you proceed to rokk however u wish.
cause i've already got it taken care of and don't need any more help.

couldn't believe some of you were so incredibly stupid but i'll prove it soon enough.

And you can't say I didn't warn you.


Proceed to rokk
I've got some calls to make to finish making this happen.

thank you sincerely to every single one that helped me, and god bless you. i will never forget the favor you gave me when i asked for it... and you've made a friend for life.

over n' out
rokk on

Don't need to , it's already taken care of.
All I'll need if you wouldn't mind please is your name and address to ship to. Email me [email protected]

u fukking rokk

Don't need to... it's done.
Please send me your name and shipping addy to:
[email protected]

and tnx again

u rokk

Oh finally now I know who the big juice on GFY is,
oh please spare my humble life master....

tnx mon, u rokk, that was all i needed except one more thing.
please email me your name and shipping addy to:

[email protected]

u fukking rokk

This sounds like a challenge for Jesse James and Monster Garage :winkwink: :Graucho

Not sure if I already thanked you or not, thak you anyway and look to other posts for the only other info i need.


u fukking rokk.. gotta go now.. if i missed anyone who helped me here, just email me you know the addy..

You may be onto something.

The first symptoms of senile dementia are often irritability, suspicion, and paranoia.. along with poor judgement, aggressiveness, and irrational thinking.

Turning car's into flower pots? Surrounding your house with elaborate surveillance systems? Going bananas whenever someone posts something mildly critical? Launching internet tirades at utility companies?

I'd say its time for Dokk to see a Doc, preferrably one who specializes in geriatric psychiatry.

that's way too fucking stupid for Jesse to even contemplate and you know it! :thumbsup

btw.. where in WPB are you?

Okay... I really really did not want to do this and some of you are going to feel pretty bad after the way you treated me.

The car I speak of is the one that was owned by my wife's mother. She lived very close by in Flowery Branch (about 2 minutes away)

My pop came by he lives about a minute away and told me that Tammy thought her mother was having a heart attack.

Tammy rushed to her mom's house as fast as she could with my little daughter.. my only child.. just in time to see my wife's mother, my child's grandmother die... right in front of them.

If you would care to check the records are on file at NE GA Medical Center.

My wife refused to let me sell the car.. she still calls it "mom's car" I have been trying to just call it the "blue car' hoping she would forget about it. Well she didn't..

So I tried the next thing.... I built another driveway on the upper level of the portion of our property and parked it all the way at the back... still every time she looked at it it reminded her of her mother, my mother in law, my daughters and family experience and every time she saw it, she would cry.

I don't want her to cry anymore. Not ever again.

So I've bought her a 99 pop top vette with all the goodies to replace the "blue car" or "mom's car.. she won't ever be able to call it anything ever again but a flower pot.

And I want it to be totally cool.

Vette's already on it's way.

Hope you all feel better now, I am done.
I am so ashamed of myself for buckling into you fuckheads,, and i'll never forget that you MADE me do it.

I"m out for the day.

Just ignore the people who give you a hard time.

Getting all bent just makes more people want to push your buttons.

:arcadefre

hmm.. you would think that would make it a constant reminder now wouldn't you? Seeing as it will always be in the front yard.. and she has to water it now!

not to mention defacing "moms car".

hmm.. I stick with my initial statement.. still too stupid for Jesse to do.

dokk, if you want webmasters to take you seriously, why not go to places where you have friends? I'm sure that you would get come help on Net*ond, YN*T, XB*Z, or even Opran*! As someone pointed out, GFY is 90% bullshit!

You have been jumping up and down attacking Candid, your electric company, webmasters who don't know you and think you are kidding, and anyone who makes a funny remark!

Take a break. Go back to Jamaica and take your family instead of a bunch of drugged-out drunken porn nuts!

If we must blame someone for your misery, let's blame Saddam or Kevin Mitnick. A madman and a cracker!

dokk friends: Get off your butts and give this man a call. Can't you tell he is under a great deal of stress and needs your help!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4:20 must have came early today...

DOKK I AM HERE TO HELP YOU. JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED.
I CAN'T GET YOU THE FLOWERS BUT I CAN DEFINTELY GET YOU THE POT.

B

LOL

too bad your wife's husband didn't have a heart attack and die.

That's ok. You're right on all counts.
I apologize to all at GFY and will take all of your advice.

Thank you very much.

sure, you get everything taken care of???

:thumbsup

control issues.

dokk, i think you're doing a good thing
and best of luck to you.


I'm not much of a help on this but i'm thinking what if you can find some of those people from "Monster Garage" and have them help you out with this ??
Most of them are from California and the west coast, so that might be an issue. But something to think about.