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"For christmas, you going to put up vrussian vred terees, else whole world see wet tiny mushroom" said Vlad.

So ugly. She has no taste. I doubt she's Catholic as she claims to be

they look like giant mounds of raw meat....like they were created with a meat grinder

Notice the green carpet.. Green trees wouldn't have looked good. Red and green = Christmas....

Red is my favorite color, but those are ugly.

they look like something from a horror movie where multiple bodies were put into a woodchucker and blood and meat bits sprayed all over the trees to make them red