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Exxxotica 05-02-2003 11:13 PM

Who's got nasty, moldy dishes in the sink?
 
Fuck man, Im usually a pretty clean guy, but I've been in a down mood and havent done any dishes for the past week.

I decided that tonight was the night I had to take care of them. My house was starting to stink of rotting funk. I didnt want the neighbors to call the cops thinking I had a dead body in here or something.

There was strange fuzzy mold growing in the pots and pans. Fucking disgusting. I disgust even myself sometimes.

BigFrog 05-02-2003 11:14 PM

i havent done my dishes in 3 months

Exxxotica 05-02-2003 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by BigFrog
i havent done my dishes in 3 months
WTF?

RedShoe 05-02-2003 11:15 PM

Asians are usually a clean breed.

Oh but wait... you're only half asian. Clean your shit up LAZY ASS!

detoxed 05-02-2003 11:16 PM

mine are clean

booker 05-02-2003 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica
My house was starting to stink of rotting funk.
Nasty bro.. you gonna bring bitches back to a spot that looks like that? Better get out the febreeze and primp that pad!

MetaMan 05-02-2003 11:17 PM

u r a dirty flickstick!

Exxxotica 05-02-2003 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
Asians are usually a clean breed.

Oh but wait... you're only half asian. Clean your shit up LAZY ASS!

My Grandma used to always call my Dad a lazy White Man. I guess I take after him.

I think I have finally figured out why I am the way I am. It's because Im part White.

RedShoe 05-02-2003 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica


My Grandma used to always call my Dad a lazy White Man. I guess I take after him.

I think I have finally figured out why I am the way I am. It's because Im part White.


EXXXACTLY!! man, white people are lazy dirty fucks. Ever see them eat without utinsils.. It's fucking gross!!

kmanrox 05-02-2003 11:31 PM

i'd fire the maid if i ever had a dirty dish in my sink!

Juicy D. Links 05-02-2003 11:32 PM

I use plastic dishes

SleazyDream 05-02-2003 11:33 PM

i have a wife

sexyclicks 05-02-2003 11:36 PM

I eat straight from the pan

KRL 05-02-2003 11:39 PM

Spotless. Organized kitchen. I'm a neat freak.

My ex-wife was the exact opposite. Piled up dishes in the sink and not even a quick rinse. Used to drive me nutzo.

Exxxotica 05-02-2003 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
i have a wife
nice!

MattO 05-02-2003 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
i have a wife
Yea significant others really help.
And it's not that they themselves are doing it, but often times they make you do it. And that's okay by me. A little imposed dicipline never hurt.

Digipimp 05-02-2003 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica
Fuck man, Im usually a pretty clean guy, but I've been in a down mood and havent done any dishes for the past week.

I decided that tonight was the night I had to take care of them. My house was starting to stink of rotting funk. I didnt want the neighbors to call the cops thinking I had a dead body in here or something.

There was strange fuzzy mold growing in the pots and pans. Fucking disgusting. I disgust even myself sometimes.


Get some paper plates and plastic spoons and forks and then you can just throw it out with the food. I used to know a guy who was so lazy he would just throw out a dish set and he would go buy cheap ones at walmart for about $10

Exxxotica 05-02-2003 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp



Get some paper plates and plastic spoons and forks and then you can just throw it out with the food. I used to know a guy who was so lazy he would just throw out a dish set and he would go buy cheap ones at walmart for about $10

I think I just might do that.

You'd be amazed at the shit Ive done this past week. I usually eat out, but Im trying to loose a few pounds, so Ive been cooking up chicken breast and brocolii every night for dinner.

I dont wash the frying pan in between cooking. I just leave it on the stove from the night before. When Im ready to cook, I rinse out the pan, and set the burner to "Hi" I figure this will kill the bacteria. So far I havent gotten sick... and Ive lost 2 pounds this week!

Digipimp 05-03-2003 12:03 AM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica


I think I just might do that.

You'd be amazed at the shit Ive done this past week. I usually eat out, but Im trying to loose a few pounds, so Ive been cooking up chicken breast and brocolii every night for dinner.

I dont wash the frying pan in between cooking. I just leave it on the stove from the night before. When Im ready to cook, I rinse out the pan, and set the burner to "Hi" I figure this will kill the bacteria. So far I havent gotten sick... and Ive lost 2 pounds this week!

Funny enough that sounds almost exactly like what I do. I've been eating chicken breasts and usually rice or maybe some over baked fries. However I use my George Foreman grill and not a frying pan, maybe you should go get one of those they are sweet!

DirtyDanza 05-03-2003 12:09 AM

Not here...... my meximaid keeps shit fucking spotless.... cept for my office.... it's funny... she always looks at the ground when she is in here..... it might be the posters of me slam fucking girls that cover the walls... I wonder what she thinks.... I mean she can't really tell me cause she does not speak english... and I understand a touch of spanish.. only if she speaks it slowly... which for somereason they seem to have a hard time doing.....

psyko514 05-03-2003 12:27 AM

Yeah, I do my dishes like every 2-3 weeks... I've started using plastic dishes and that helps, but I'm too lazy to change my garbage now :thumbsup

Listen to Digipimp and get a George Foreman grill. It's great to cook on, especially if you live alone, and it's super easy to clean.


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