Florida Man Files Patent to Let Everyone Know He Has Giant Balls
 

I must have missed the memo on toilet balls... :1orglaugh

https://www.gq.com/story/florida-man...as-giant-balls

I learned two things today:

"Toilet balls" (a.k.a. having genitals so enormous that they fall into the toilet when you're taking a dump) is a real thing that affects many people.

The United States Patents and Trademarks Office will let you patent pretty much anything. And I mean anything.

Case in point, Coral Springs insurance executive Vladimir Laurent. The proud owner of U.S. Patent #9,145,667B, which, according to the USPTO website and some startlingly anatomically correct technical drawings in the South Florida Business Journal, is a sanitary product to "prevent the male genitalia from touching the walls of the toilet while in use."

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It's a real problem :1orglaugh

My balls are a nightmare - They are fine until there is even the slightest drop in temperature - Half a degree and my sack shrivels up so fast my testicles become a choking hazard...

Wouldn't having your gorilla nuts laying on the gadget be just as dirty as the toilet? It's all still in shit water, so what does it matter what your balls touch?